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9 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Port just haven't shown up, can't get the ball

Yep. They are going to get smashed

Just increases my disdain for Jeelong

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Geelong have to be the most greased up [censored] of a teamย 

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21 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Geelong have to be the most greased up [censored] of a teamย 

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They are truly hideousย 

right up there with Essendrugย 


Wish Port would do something about that cow farmer. He's killing them.

Port have not been competitive.

The umpires should adopt the junior footy practice of giving randomย free kicks to players who haven't had any kicks.

It will be nice to hear the infatuation with Port die down a bit. And Superstar Charlie Dixon, where are ya?

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Itโ€™s a crazy season. ย Each week one team looks like champions and another like chumps...then it all changes about the following week!


It does feel a tad unfair that every club can throw in a stinker this year yetย we are the only clubย that is deemed to be in a crisis when it happens.

We actuallyย shouldโ€™ve beaten Geelong when we played them. Port havenโ€™t landed a punch onย them all night.

14 minutes ago, P-man said:

It does feel a tad unfair that every club can throw in a stinker this year yetย we are the only clubย that is deemed to be in a crisis when it happens.

We actuallyย shouldโ€™ve beaten Geelong when we played them. Port havenโ€™t landed a punch onย them all night.

Well, a lot of the crisis-deeming comes from us.

And we do it every year, and sometimes more than once.

However, there is a point to be made: every club has lost at least one game by 30+ points (bear in mind shorter quarters). The Port loss is our only such loss for the year.

Indeed, 14ย of the 18 clubs have lost one of their last four games by 30+ points (the four exceptions are Geelong, Gold Coast, West Coast and Richmond).

If Tomlinson had kicked that goal, we'd have a win over a top 4 side, we'd be 8th on the ladder and playing for a temporary spot in the top 4, and we'd have a significant degree more credibility.

But we didn't, so we're not, and we don't.

Geelong are in some sort of form sadly and they donโ€™t even have their home ground advantage to thank for it. Wouldnโ€™t it be nice to watch your team spank two top four teams inside a week.


12 hours ago, DubDee said:

Geelong have to be the most greased up [censored] of a team

Selwood gets the oil treatment just before the siren at the start of games.ย  I figure it is so he can slide down and milk all the head high frees.ย 

For others the oil hinders op tackling.ย 

Ops should tackle and roll them around in the dirt early in a quarter to rub the oil off.

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Anyone else have the sick feeling Geelong will win the flag ???

There should be one of those video fan screens for Melbourne fans to boo Rhys Mathieson.ย 

4 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Anyone else have the sick feeling Geelong will win the flag ???

what I do know is that the 3 if not 4 of the usual suspects will be in the prelims

That's Geelong Richmond and Eagles

The fourth spot between Port and Brisbane with Pies and Giants as long range possibles


You'd be spewing if you're a Fremantle supporter.

Taberner rightly called for deliberate. Then what appears to be a TERRIBLE downfield free for late contact.

Then Newnes nails it from 50 on the boundary after the siren.

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