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Max

  • Hang on - if Lycett is still unavailable - who would be better in the ruck against Gawn - Ladhams, Hoff, Hayes?
  • Max Gawn will beat us singlehandedly.
  • Even Buzza would've been a better option than current form Westhoff. At least you know he would've gone at Gawn with some aggression.
  • Gawn the big b*tch will be rubbing his moist [censored] knowing he could ruck just with his ******* head and still win the hit outs 100 to 0.
  • Ladhams will be slaughtered by Gawn.
  • I’ve got the VC on Gawn in SuperCoach.
  • Melbourne by 60. Gawn will skullfu** us.
  • Gawn would still be embarrassed by the way Lycett pulled his pants down last season and I expect he will go 100 mph from the first bounce down, so let's hope Ladhams and who ever his back up will be are up for it.
  • Gawn please use no lube on Ladhams. I'm expecting 100+ hitouts.
  • Gawn will rape us. Melbourne by 7 goals. We'll win 3 more games for the year and come 10th.
  • Gawn will pillage Ladhams.
  • We might as well have the centre bounce in their forward line. Gawn will do what Ryder did except he will play the whole game and their mids will destroy us. Good luck being a defender this week.

Ken

  • Season over. Ken's learned nothing. Sack Hinkley.
  • Old Kenny is the Human embodiment of putting a square peg in a round whole.
  • So let's recap:
    • Too short in defence,
    • Too slow in the middle,
    • Playing injured/tired players,
    • Picking experienced players that are way out of form,
    • Only 1 genuine tall forward,
    • Undermanned in the ruck.

In summary, what can we take away from this? [censored] if I know. Sounds like our Ken.

  • Yeah, our season is done. We'll lose the next 4 because Hinkley has learned nothing, and we'll then battle all season only to end up 9th. Sack Hinkley.
  • Tipping Melbourne. Pretty safe tip now. Sack Hinkley.
  • Classic Hinkley mentality - why bother trying to exploit an opposition's weakness when you can be equally as sh*t as them in that area? He really is a do nothing coach.
  • I would love to know if Ken overrules the other coaches to our detriment.
  • Mr 4 rounds of annual coaching ability is done for the year.
  • Nothing like doing the same thing over & over and expecting a different result. Classic Ken.

Everything else

  • Surely Watts gets a shot soon, he’s exactly what we need with McKenzie and Marshall both out.
  • Our defence is gonna get absolutely destroyed.
  • Melbourne have a lot of slow clearance machines as well, so I think Rockliff and Wines will go ok.
  • Port and the Dees should play for the Jack Watts memorial cup this week because I'm pretty sure he's dead.
  • I think Rockliff in is ok vs Melbourne due to them essentially being a slow, big bodied midfield.
  • Winning these next 4 games should put us in good stead for what is yet to come.
  • If I wasn't loyal to the club Id be betting my house on Melbourne.
  • I am keen to see what Watts can bring. Cannot be worse than the Hoff.
  • If Jack Watts’ foot is still attached you’d assume he comes in.
  • Not sure how it will go with wines and rock vs the explosive Oliver and Petracca.
  • Christian Petracca is in incredible form and will eat Tom Rockliff (and Wines and Boak for that matter) for breakfast.
  • This is the key ... But Melbourne are up there with Port in being their own worst enemy. I think the boys are stung from last week's loss, and will win this.
  • How many lives has Justin Westoff got?
  • Westhoff kicked 5 against the Dees last year. So there.
  • Hahaha, Westhoff rewarded for poor form. What a sh#tshow.
  • Gonna need a few drinks 4 this game.... and still wont make it enjoyable.
  • I'd drop Ollie but they won't so if playing against his old mate Viney doesn't drag something out of him he should go water skiing forever and forget football.

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23 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Max

  • Hang on - if Lycett is still unavailable - who would be better in the ruck against Gawn - Ladhams, Hoff, Hayes?
  • Max Gawn will beat us singlehandedly.
  • Even Buzza would've been a better option than current form Westhoff. At least you know he would've gone at Gawn with some aggression.
  • Gawn the big b*tch will be rubbing his moist [censored] knowing he could ruck just with his ******* head and still win the hit outs 100 to 0.
  • Ladhams will be slaughtered by Gawn.
  • I’ve got the VC on Gawn in SuperCoach.
  • Melbourne by 60. Gawn will skullfu** us.
  • Gawn would still be embarrassed by the way Lycett pulled his pants down last season and I expect he will go 100 mph from the first bounce down, so let's hope Ladhams and who ever his back up will be are up for it.
  • Gawn please use no lube on Ladhams. I'm expecting 100+ hitouts.
  • Gawn will rape us. Melbourne by 7 goals. We'll win 3 more games for the year and come 10th.
  • Gawn will pillage Ladhams.
  • We might as well have the centre bounce in their forward line. Gawn will do what Ryder did except he will play the whole game and their mids will destroy us. Good luck being a defender this week.

Ken

  • Season over. Ken's learned nothing. Sack Hinkley.
  • Old Kenny is the Human embodiment of putting a square peg in a round whole.
  • So let's recap:
    • Too short in defence,
    • Too slow in the middle,
    • Playing injured/tired players,
    • Picking experienced players that are way out of form,
    • Only 1 genuine tall forward,
    • Undermanned in the ruck.

In summary, what can we take away from this? [censored] if I know. Sounds like our Ken.

  • Yeah, our season is done. We'll lose the next 4 because Hinkley has learned nothing, and we'll then battle all season only to end up 9th. Sack Hinkley.
  • Tipping Melbourne. Pretty safe tip now. Sack Hinkley.
  • Classic Hinkley mentality - why bother trying to exploit an opposition's weakness when you can be equally as sh*t as them in that area? He really is a do nothing coach.
  • I would love to know if Ken overrules the other coaches to our detriment.
  • Mr 4 rounds of annual coaching ability is done for the year.
  • Nothing like doing the same thing over & over and expecting a different result. Classic Ken.

Everything else

  • Surely Watts gets a shot soon, he’s exactly what we need with McKenzie and Marshall both out.
  • Our defence is gonna get absolutely destroyed.
  • Melbourne have a lot of slow clearance machines as well, so I think Rockliff and Wines will go ok.
  • Port and the Dees should play for the Jack Watts memorial cup this week because I'm pretty sure he's dead.
  • I think Rockliff in is ok vs Melbourne due to them essentially being a slow, big bodied midfield.
  • Winning these next 4 games should put us in good stead for what is yet to come.
  • If I wasn't loyal to the club Id be betting my house on Melbourne.
  • I am keen to see what Watts can bring. Cannot be worse than the Hoff.
  • If Jack Watts’ foot is still attached you’d assume he comes in.
  • Not sure how it will go with wines and rock vs the explosive Oliver and Petracca.
  • Christian Petracca is in incredible form and will eat Tom Rockliff (and Wines and Boak for that matter) for breakfast.
  • This is the key ... But Melbourne are up there with Port in being their own worst enemy. I think the boys are stung from last week's loss, and will win this.
  • How many lives has Justin Westoff got?
  • Westhoff kicked 5 against the Dees last year. So there.
  • Hahaha, Westhoff rewarded for poor form. What a sh#tshow.
  • Gonna need a few drinks 4 this game.... and still wont make it enjoyable.
  • I'd drop Ollie but they won't so if playing against his old mate Viney doesn't drag something out of him he should go water skiing forever and forget football.
  •  

This is so homoerotic and unDemonland it's hilarious.

The second one is a cracker. I don't mind these Port supporters haha.

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20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Max

  • Gawn the big b*tch will be rubbing his moist [censored] knowing he could ruck just with his ******* head and still win the hit outs 100 to 0.

Classic.  


Port's board has always been a good read.

Their version of MFCSS is early season success followed by mid to late season fade out.

Liked this summary.

20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

This is the key ... But Melbourne are up there with Port in being their own worst enemy. I think the boys are stung from last week's loss, and will win this

Had not realised that Jack W was available.

Makes Demonland look rational and measured

 
26 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

A lot of sexual innuendo there... they seem like a more scarred bunch than Demonland!

Rapey tone notwithstanding, they are quick to turn on a team that’s top of the table!

Pear fans are real football nuffies

Honestly as a club they’re not that removed from us; past success v local league success, scarred by horrific grand final wallopings, consistently disappoint supporters 


45 minutes ago, ChaserJ said:

Rapey tone notwithstanding, they are quick to turn on a team that’s top of the table!

I know right! Season over and they're top of the bloody ladder, can we swap????

They must be a sexually frustrated bunch in Port Adelaide, lot's of sexual language. I gather they think that Gawn will have a good game, that or they think Max might just whip his manhood out on the middle of the Gabba.

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51 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Port and the Dees should play for the Jack Watts memorial cup this week because I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Hahaha this is pretty funny. I honestly haven’t heard anything about Watts in ages. I assume he’s still back in Adelaide rehabbing his leg?

Haha that was a hilarious read!

use some lube Maxy!

Where TF is Watts??

ARENT THEY ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER??!?

Wowee. If that's what they're saying when they're top of the ladder, imagine what they'd be saying if they were in the bottom 6 like us.


There's no pleasing some people. Talk about hard markers. With fans like them you don't need enemies.

Love the conspiracy theory concerning Jack. Let's start a rumour as a deflection.?

2 hours ago, A F said:

Melbourne by 60. Gawn will skullfu** us.

Loved this. I actually laughed out loud and scared the [censored] outta my wife who was asleep.

Well, one thing that makes sure of - I really really want to thrash Port tomorrow night because the online meltdown of their feral supporters would be like breaking a lava lamp over a cat.

35 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Well, one thing that makes sure of - I really really want to thrash Port tomorrow night because the online meltdown of their feral supporters would be like breaking a lava lamp over a cat.

You do know it's not real lava don't you LG....


9 hours ago, binman said:

You do know it's not real lava don't you LG....

I'm not a monster!  But... it is a mix of fluids and waxes kept at 60 degrees... I'm a monster.

Port and the Dees should play for the Jack Watts memorial cup this week because I'm pretty sure he's dead.

 

Made me laugh QD 

love those comments?

Jesus, obviously a bit of mental scarring among that bunch. They do have a tendency to fall away in seasons, so I would love to see the comments if we get over them tonight.

 

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