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Hibb has done well imv

 
 

Lockhart is the [censored] worst. Looks like he’s having a laugh though so that’s the important part. 

 

Have been pumping up Lockhart, but now that he’s fully inflated I’m noticing some factory defects. 


Just now, Jaded said:

Once again no forwardline has cost us. Goodwin has no idea. 

Agree. Need a forward coach. NOT GREG STAFFORD.  

FFS. FFS. FFS. 


Lets pinch one on these plicks. Come on 

Edited by Dee Zephyr

Stick that one up ya Cats !

Tomlinson & Lockhardt uggh.  Most other teams wouldve goaled or gone close there

Edited by Rusty Nails


Lockhart’s last 3 possessions have each been holding the ball frees against. Needs to improve that. 

Just now, Webber said:

Lockhart’s last 3 possessions have each been holding the ball frees against. Needs to improve that. 

Couldve pulled the trigger. And taken a ping at goal real early in that passage of play.  Hesitated, got lost and hospital to Viney.  Play over.  Another example of a team playing with little confidence and unsure of itself.  Thats mostly on the coach im afraid.

 

Keep not playing a forwardline you dumb coach. It works so well. [censored] dumb****

6 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Umps so bloody fast to ping holding ffs.

Unless you're Ablett

 


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