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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs Carlton

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Ok, they need to kick as many goals in the last as they have all match. We need to kick 2 and we win.

 

What a shame the umpires haven't improved their skills during lockdown. Razor Ray = still no idea.

 
1 minute ago, TheKozzieExperience said:

Any danger in Tom McDonald doing something decent?

He’s been poor for a while now. Needs to massively improve 

Rivers showing more composure than a few senior heads.


4 minutes ago, layzie said:

That is EXACTLY what we needed and need Petracca to be. Someone to take the game by the scruff of the neck when its in the balance. 

100% agree. Been saying for two years he has got to be a bit more selfish and take shots himself, rather than always look to do the team thing and look for the pass (though he does that well)

Critical leaders goal

Melksham has been terrible.

Jetta still got it.

 

 

C'mon Dees find that first quarter form. Gawn BOG then Petracca, then Oliver then Langdon then Salem then Hunt

1 minute ago, Kiss of Death said:

Nope, Smith has been pretty disappointing in my books

Smith is being played out of position.

He needs to be forward which is further reinforced by McDonald’s inability to provide a target.


I'll be putting ny phone away for 25 mins. Still can't handle the close ones 

Loving Petraccas game. he looks dangerous every time he goes near the ball. With viney, if he gets hold of you you are gone.

3 minutes ago, Darkhorse72 said:

It was meant for HB, but he wasn't expecting and ran forward.  lack of knowing your teammate yet.

Steady, you are Demonland, joy,  despair, ecstasy, vitriol, hand wringing all in the same minute

Expecting dispassionate observation?

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Forward set up is putrid


Just now, Dame Gaga said:

What a shame the umpires haven't improved their skills during lockdown. Razor Ray = still no idea.

How did he miss Harmes getting 50 and then getting blatantly blocked on his way to down to take the kick?

It's a clear second 50 and certain goal when we had all the momentum.  Ridiculous he let that go.

Hogan kicked 2 goals in the seconds game today.  Would prefer us to have at least one big target.   

Just now, Meggs said:

Hogan kicked 2 goals in the seconds game today.  Would prefer us to have at least one big target.   

We're better off just kicking it along the ground and hoping for the best at the moment.

Now lets see about our supposed fitness


30 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Geez we make some silly decisions.

Absolutely kills us

What has happened to TMac?

Totally bereft of confidence.

 

Is it just me or does Jackson have a completely confused look every time he gets the ball?


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