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GAMEDAY: Rd 01 vs West Coast

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One more rule change please. Reduce the last quarter to 6 minutes.

 

Dont worry we are fitter than them   I am sure we will run over them in the last

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Fumble fumble fumble fumble.. we seriously live for that [censored]

It should have been one of the main focuses over summer (along with fitness) but clearly the coaching staff thought otherwise.

 

HIBBERD!!!! Stop kicking in hope!!!


Can Hibberd only kick the ball long and high.

There is no way the game plan is bomb it long to 3 on 1s. So what's going wrong?

 

Goodwin is clueless. He'll stump up to the post-game interview and say that at least we'll get the chance to redeem ourselves next week.


2 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

And Jetta 

He hasn't been himself for quite some time.

Wow.. I have stuck up for Spargo all these years but he'sdone it for me now.

Spargo please get off the ground now and don't come back on. Take the rest of the year off. I am.


Viney has been fantastic, Gawn not his usual self.

Does the captaincy weigh that heavily?

Just glad im not watching

F— off Spargo. 

Guys, it's all about the forward connection!

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Wow.. I have stuck up for Spargo all these years but he'sdone it for me now.

Finally. Hallelujah 


This isn't just the cattle. Structurally we are awful. Goodwin is a 90s footballer with a 90s gameplan. We peaked during a patch in 2018. He's lucky the season is postponed. Regardless of the season outcome he'll probably coach in 2021. But we see the same issues.

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Wow.. I have stuck up for Spargo all these years but he'sdone it for me now.

his been doing these turnovers for the  last 3 years

Hibberd has been turning it over for a few years now. He’s done. And Spargo is no good. Plenty of mates today however.

 
5 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

He hasn't been himself for quite some time.

Afraid he's lost his pace.

Kozzie & Jack appear to be the only highlights worth keeping an eye on


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