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1 minute ago, jane02 said:

I canโ€™t believe this time last year we had so much hope and optimism ???

Yep its made this season the worst I can remember

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3 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

I'm so sad I just ordered Domino's pizza. And I'll eat it, too. I support the Dees and I deserve nothing better!

Haven't you already suffered enough RBM?

Edited by Rusty Nails

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Bloodie glad that I had to drive home and only listened to this [censored]ย 

obly have to watch for a quarter n halfย 

like a moth to aย flame

demons on TV ย  ย  ย  I watch !ย 

[censored] the flames hot !

despicable me lol GIF

Weโ€™re playing Frost as our key forward!


7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Seriously. ย How bad is Spargo. Terrible. He has had 5 shocking turnovers. Three cost us goals in the rebound. ย 

He is HORRIBLE. ย like a 12 year old schoolboy. ย 

Ease up mate, my 12 year old had 2 goals last week with 47% kicking efficiency, no turnover. Maybe an U10 schoolboy.

1 minute ago, TRIGON said:

On the bright side tonightโ€™s performance has taught me something. If I leave at half time I can be home by 3/4 time.

i know some of you might think thatโ€™s soft; but in my defence I was there for aย quarter longer than many of our players.

We've all been there.

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Early lunch rain has arrived.ย  Wade...zero from 23ย 

3 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Iโ€™d be interested to know if brownies prognostications precipitously play out, who will Barrack for a tassie team? Not I. Family connections to tigers pies swans hmmmmย 

Nope nor me. Game over


1 minute ago, TRIGON said:

On the bright side tonightโ€™s performance has taught me something. If I leave at half time I can be home by 3/4 time.

i know some of you might think thatโ€™s soft; but in my defence I was there for aย quarter longer than many of our players.

I'm actually a little concerned that Fritsch is hiding under a blanket on the back seat of your car. He seemed to start well but has been completely missing for an hour.

Did I miss an injury, or, is it just a Demons-in-August special night?

This performance took me back to a period of life which i never thought i would seeย again, the Neeld era.

Your go a Harmes you [censored] moron. You're not Dustin Martin.

Just now, Win4theAges said:

This performance took me back to a period of life which i never thought i would seeย again, the Neeld era.

Prelim to this utter shizen in 1 season.

Yep.


Petracca looking disgruntled on the phone with the coaches. Obviously not agreeing with the directionย 

Edited by olisik

5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Haven't you already suffered enough RBM?

This is what I deserve! โ˜น๏ธ

I'm at the game and listening on the radio.

There's such an eerie feeling here...and the commentators on Triple M are stunned at how dry this is." We need to rebuild our identity" is call from Luke Darcy. There's no hiding any more. Everyone knows this is one of the most pathetic performances an AFL team has put out in recent years since that 180 point loss to Geelong.

At three quarter time Max was giving everyone low fives. The coaches were just standing hunched like cowards. No passion, motivation, anger. Just nothingness.

I'm waiting for one of those vein popping lunatics to stand by the race and hurl abuse at them once they head down the race like the good old days. 'STAND UP BOYS!!!!'

Don't think anyone cares enough though.

Better off if the board was spilled and team was bought by corporates who give a [censored] about what's left of the brand!

*end MFC induced temporary psychosis


I sure hope that low use skill set - goal kicking - is practised in off season

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i know itโ€™s not a big part of the game but you know, like, might be kinda handy

7 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Goodwin needs to go based on the garbage this year, ย the stats are disgusting eg tackle difference.ย Will cost us gate takings, memberships, sponsors , attracting players, destroying current list!ย 

The hitouts by max and clearance results for swans are an indictment on coaching team. You see the stats but they seem impossible.ย 

Just to round things of nicely, I've slipper on some bastard's squashed clip, and done my knee. FMD

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Strassman on Chanel 13 for a laugh if you like his style guys.ย  Teddy up at the moment

Typical shizen house English weather is saving us in the cricket which is something. I guess.

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