Membership Survey

[The Swimming Dee 1,904]

Our website sucks

[Sorry kids 635]

4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I seriously feel sorry for the MFC employee who will be reading these emails. 

I will not hold back

 

Sharpening the Blades before i commence...

Good for you. However its unlikely they even barrack for us and get paid every week anyway.

The more I think about our problems the more I think our biggest one and most pressing is being homeless. It is really difficult to fully comprehend as we are so used to it. Even the most basic of suburban Clubs has an oval with a pavilion, car parking and a community club feel. That is why I am so hard on Pert, nearly one year in and no communication towards a solution after wasting time on the proposal at the G that should have never got past its initial brainstorm.

[beelzebub 23,200]

13 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

I said that the communication from the club to members this year has been appalling. Have not heard boo from our CEO. You’d hardly know he works at MFC

Well I for one am certainly looking forward to his letter of apology and refund at seasons end !!! ???

[Sir Why You Little 36,674]

19 minutes ago, Sorry kids said:

Good for you. However its unlikely they even barrack for us and get paid every week anyway.

The more I think about our problems the more I think our biggest one and most pressing is being homeless. It is really difficult to fully comprehend as we are so used to it. Even the most basic of suburban Clubs has an oval with a pavilion, car parking and a community club feel. That is why I am so hard on Pert, nearly one year in and no communication towards a solution after wasting time on the proposal at the G that should have never got past its initial brainstorm.

Our problems are onfield and in the Changeroom. The Players work hard, but NEVER hard enough. We are reactive and not proactive, said it here in 2006 and not a thing has changed. 

Our home is The MCG, that is where the Club was conceived, make Finals and the Demon Army will fill the place. 

I want to see the Club work much harder, before they are “gifted a new home”

 

[Deemania since 56 6,562]

1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Members should have received an email today from the club requesting you to participate in a membership survey. It's a good thing they did it today compared to if they sent it on Monday (and following a loss to Carlton if it occurs).

Would love yo know what @Sir Why You Little put down for the top 5 words that come to mind when you think about the Melbourne Football club!

 Nope - not a positive year of football so far and there are limited sliver linings to follow, I'm afraid. Designed to elicit responses that they wish to hear. 

[Deemania since 56 6,562]

28 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

Our website sucks

This has been a scrawny year for the Website. Dull, lifeless, deficient in explanations,.

[poita 3,877]

We fill in the surveys each year but never get a response or any feedback. I understand that on-field performance will fluctuate, but nothing seems to change off-field regardless of the survey results or feedback.

Communication to members has always been poor, but it has been totally absymal this year. Couple that with the dire on-field performance and I really wonder the club hopes to gain from this survey. 

[beelzebub 23,200]

6 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

This has been a scrawny year for the Website. Dull, lifeless, deficient in explanations,.

Melbourne to a T

[Sorry kids 635]

9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Our problems are onfield and in the Changeroom. The Players work hard, but NEVER hard enough. We are reactive and not proactive, said it here in 2006 and not a thing has changed. 

Our home is The MCG, that is where the Club was conceived, make Finals and the Demon Army will fill the place. 

I want to see the Club work much harder, before they are “gifted a new home”

 

I know you are a committed and passionate supporter so do not wish to argue your point. I just wish we could wave a wand and have the MCG as our home base too. I just cannot see how it could come to pass.I agree on the hard work and hard work and think we should have looked at a monster Barassi  type offer for Joel Selwood years ago to teach a generation how to prepare and play the game.

[Sir Why You Little 36,674]

1 minute ago, Sorry kids said:

I know you are a committed and passionate supporter so do not wish to argue your point. I just wish we could wave a wand and have the MCG as our home base too. I just cannot see how it could come to pass.I agree on the hard work and hard work and think we should have looked at a monster Barassi  type offer for Joel Selwood years ago to teach a generation how to prepare and play the game.

I am quite happy for the Club to stay where it is, we just need the other clubs who share, to move on. 

I expect a full Independent Review of the Football Dept over Summer. 

Goodwin must have Performance based clauses written into his contract. 

Bartlett has a lot of work head of him

[ManDee 7,124]

Spleen vented, pity the poor soul that has to pass on my comments. 

[Superunknown 4,076]

Name 5 things that come to mind when thinking MFC

 

perennial underperformers

no flag since 1964

soft

poor comms

 

hope they got the message

[Dame Gaga 2,453]

I'm afraid I was half hearted about this survey. Answering the questions was like pulling out a splinter, painful but necessary. Couldn't even think of five words. Only put underperforming. What in all honesty do they expect us to say? I passed on the extra comments section. I really couldn't think of anything, it's all been so disappointing. 

I also passed on the competition at the end, for the opportunity to be in the team photo with three ( I think) friends. Do not want to be part of that. Please offer a better prize.

[ding 5,126]

5 words hey ???

 

I DEMAND A [censored] APOLOGY !!!!!!!!

[bluey 1,033]

Notated my disappointment on the online survey, but yes I could imagine some office youngsters rolling around in laughter as they read the responses from passionate members over a morning cappuccino.

It is what it is.

Edited July 5, 2019 by bluey
Mental issues!

[Skin Deeamond 339]

11 hours ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Members should have received an email today from the club requesting you to participate in a membership survey. It's a good thing they did it today compared to if they sent it on Monday (and following a loss to Carlton if it occurs).

Would love yo know what @Sir Why You Little put down for the top 5 words that come to mind when you think about the Melbourne Football club!

Tell them how bad this year has been in no uncertain terms.

[Skin Deeamond 339]

10 hours ago, poita said:

We fill in the surveys each year but never get a response or any feedback. I understand that on-field performance will fluctuate, but nothing seems to change off-field regardless of the survey results or feedback.

Communication to members has always been poor, but it has been totally absymal this year. Couple that with the dire on-field performance and I really wonder the club hopes to gain from this survey. 

And as for those pitiful post game talks by the loser coach- WTF?

[Skin Deeamond 339]

10 hours ago, Sorry kids said:

Good for you. However its unlikely they even barrack for us and get paid every week anyway.

The more I think about our problems the more I think our biggest one and most pressing is being homeless. It is really difficult to fully comprehend as we are so used to it. Even the most basic of suburban Clubs has an oval with a pavilion, car parking and a community club feel. That is why I am so hard on Pert, nearly one year in and no communication towards a solution after wasting time on the proposal at the G that should have never got past its initial brainstorm.

Absolutely right!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,074]

The club could have saved the time and effort involved in a survey by simply reading this and one or two other threads currently alive on Demonland.

I think they'd get the picture of how supporters are feeling atm.

Simples!

[—coach— 3,496]

20 hours ago, Sorry kids said:

I know you are a committed and passionate supporter so do not wish to argue your point. I just wish we could wave a wand and have the MCG as our home base too. I just cannot see how it could come to pass.I agree on the hard work and hard work and think we should have looked at a monster Barassi  type offer for Joel Selwood years ago to teach a generation how to prepare and play the game.

One wonders why West Coast get to train on the G over us:

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-coast-eagles/west-coast-to-be-first-club-this-season-to-train-on-mcg-ahead-of-clash-with-hawthorn-ng-2d51be1fdd464f100da582c8476df46d

[old dee 23,506]

This amused me, I just completed the survey and when I hit finished it told me that the Soft ware  did not work and my survey was lost.

Sounds very much like the team. Failed to lift off.

So I sent off an email to the membership department suggesting they might not get many replies if this is the norm.

I will try again soon but it was not very flattering so perhaps they don't need it.

 

Edited July 6, 2019 by old dee

[Dr. Gonzo 23,749]

I still haven't got this, obviously not on the list this year or they didn't like the feedback I've given previously

[Sorry kids 635]

1 hour ago, —coach— said:

One wonders why West Coast get to train on the G over us:

https://thewest.com.au/sport/west-coast-eagles/west-coast-to-be-first-club-this-season-to-train-on-mcg-ahead-of-clash-with-hawthorn-ng-2d51be1fdd464f100da582c8476df46d

Say it aint so...

 

[dl4e 5,851]

I only wrote down 3 answers. My first answer was soul destroying. And I meant it. 

[old dee 23,506]

21 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I only wrote down 3 answers. My first answer was soul destroying. And I meant it. 

It still astounds me that we can get 50k+ members for a team that has performed well in 5 years of the last 55.

We must be the most deluded bunch of people in society.