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Fat lady time. Oh well. At least the season is already dead.

 

...and cue Benny Hill music


We just keep shooting ourself in the face.  I would say foot, but it is much worse than that.

How do we clone ten Salems?

 

Our mids getting taught an absolute lesson about midfield work rate 

Brayshaw Oliver and Harmes are just Lazy As [censored]

We have no target in the forward line. Tmac? Hardly. Weideman? Nup. Smith? Pfft.

We are a car without a steering wheel.

Until this issue is fixed, there's absolutely no point in getting excited about this club.

[censored] me Salem is the only player in this team who should kick a football. 

Who the [censored] is on Zorko? What is the setup? How are our coaches not under pressure?

North lost their coach and are above us on the ladder? Richardson under pressure but St Kilda are also ahead of us. So how then is Goodwin not copping it for this rubbish season?

Just had my 21yo son walk out of the room cursing & I said oh well try 45yrs off it...

Told stop watching a club that brings on misery for supporters


This club was cloned over summer with dodgy seconds made and replaced with originals.

2 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Why the [censored] is Weid jogging to the ball when it’s kicked to him inside 50?

He looks so slow.

Just end the 2019 season already.

We are actually going backwards.

Just now, wizardinoz said:

Pick 3 anyone?

That optimistic seriously will be lucky to win two more games. Absolute shambles surely after being no good for years you have a right to expect better than this. Called it 40 points 30 minutes ago it was so obvious.


WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? TAKE A MARK, DO NOT PLAY ON IMMEDIATELY. YOU ARE WITHIN SIGHT OF THE GOALS. HAVE A LOOK!

 

get denis jones back as coach at least he put the ps on,go away goodwin


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