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GAMEDAY: Rd 11 vs Adelaide

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Have a bloody look Jeffy!!! FMD.

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41 minutes ago, Pates said:

That's ridiculously stupid. Such a shame. 

And JKH is not AFL standard, full stop. 

JKH has been good. 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

We should be much further up. 

Yep but Ill take this.

 
1 minute ago, Monocology said:

Hitting targets inside - am I watching Twilight Zone?

Yes! Can we make Darwin our home ground! The Melbourne Football Crocodiles!


To be fair Fritta has been good since giving away that goal.

Just now, Cards13 said:

JKH has been good. 

Yep, been better than the likes of Spargo, Stretch and Hannan.

I once read someone refer to JKH as a 'silky midfielder'. I'm still trying to work that one out.

Junk disposer of the footy.

 

OMac might be the worst player in the comp but Walker is the most overrated.

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1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

JKH has been good. 

Rough as guts but he's competing hard


Maxy and Clarry putting on a clinic tonight 

Just now, Demonland said:

I don't think the Crows have correctly disposed of a ball when tackled once tonight. 

But Viney was pinged without prior.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Best delivery into 50 this season 

Revolutionary 


4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

JKH has been good. 

?

3 goals to 1. Taker that the most quarters 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I don't think the Crows have correctly disposed of a ball when tackled once tonight. 

AFL: “Nothing to see here”

....later in the week, quietly drops umpire responsible for not paying incorrect disposal.

Our best half of footy since 2018


I'll give JKH some time to get it right but jeez we have a bucketload of sloppy turnovers at crucial times.

You've got to wonder why this Darwin game is a thing though. Wet ball doesn't equal great footy.

Ah, Jeffy.

So much excitement.

He's kind of like the old family dog. You've got love for him because of the good times, but you also wonder how he's managed to stick around, with the running out on to traffic and all.

He jumps around and slobbers all over you, and you're like aww, bless, he's still got it.

Then he pisses all over the rug.

(I wish he used his opportunities better).

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JKH has had no football since the leg injury. Competing hard and yes a bit rusty, but guving everything. Gotta admire that

i have worked whats wrong with the mcdonald brothers ,they are both [censored] in the head


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