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10 minutes ago, rjay said:

The answer was last year 'BBP'...we failed to address the problems of the prelim.

Goodwin thought we didn't bring our brand that day...we did and it wasn't up to the standard required.

So then we didn't address the real issues over the off season.

We thought May was the last piece of the puzzle and we were wrong.

We expected a natural progression forward and again we were wrong.

So the players are not happy with the coach who just got a five year deal only this year?

Happy days?

 

NO DEFENSIVE WORK 

NO OFFENSIVE WORK

NO FORWARD PRESSURE 

NO HOLDING  PRESSURE       

LACK OF  INTEREST

LACK OF SPIRIT

NO FRINKING IDEA

I AM SHATTERED.

Tigers are Laughing !


Hapless Water buffalos 

Grand Final Guarantee

Want A Refund

MFCMaddeningly Frustrating Club

ME -   Down, Gloomy, Glum

 

So angry with this club, actually thought before season started it was the best list we’ve had since I’ve been around, and that’s over 50 years. Was telling people, and bragging about, how we were gonna win flag this year! What a frickin’ embarrassment they are, been embarrassed most of my life barracking for this pathetic bunch of Prima donnas, bit never been more disgraced and disheartened in all my miserable days of supporting the Melbourne football club. To me they looked as though they gave up in the 3rd quarter, don’t know what Goodwin is doing but it ain’t frickin working, if we come out on Wednesday playing same way he should resign, that’s quit not re sign! #gutlesswonders 

55 forward entries for 7 goals, what a waste, our bottom nine worse than their bottom nine, we are butter fingered dunder heads.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

55 forward entries for 7 goals, what a waste, our bottom nine worse than their bottom nine, we are butter fingered dunder heads.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Weid can’t mark it then can’t compete on the ground, Mc Donald is injured and slow and also can’t do either of those. Then we have spargo as the crumber who is slow and ineffectual. So it’s like we’re 3 men down in the fwd 50 at every entry. I love hunt but he’s not the answer up fwd. so 3.5 men down. Six v 2.5 . Quite frankly I’m amazed we even scored 7. Remember 2 of them came from Preuss in the 1st qtr and one was a freak mark from Melksham. 

Wed evening is going to be a 100 + debacle. IF that happens we’re about to find out a lot about our coach and his capacity to keep the group together. 

11 minutes ago, Wells 11 said:

 Weid can’t mark it then can’t compete on the ground, Mc Donald is injured and slow and also can’t do either of those. Then we have spargo as the crumber who is slow and ineffectual. So it’s like we’re 3 men down in the fwd 50 at every entry. I love hunt but he’s not the answer up fwd. so 3.5 men down. Six v 2.5 . Quite frankly I’m amazed we even scored 7. Remember 2 of them came from Preuss in the 1st qtr and one was a freak mark from Melksham. 

Wed evening is going to be a 100 + debacle. IF that happens we’re about to find out a lot about our coach and his capacity to keep the group together. 

I find the reversal in TMc form hard to fathom. He’s a very good player, but simply can’t find it. Surely there is a problem here.

26 minutes ago, Dockett 32 said:

I find the reversal in TMc form hard to fathom. He’s a very good player, but simply can’t find it. Surely there is a problem here.

Add him to the long list of players who build a good reputation and get paid by the MFC approaching their peak years, only to regress  (in terms of what they contribute to to the team). The list is huge.

It's hard to fathom how inconsistent the output is from players with solid experience. The whole idea of experienced players is that you're supposed to get a solid baseline. So when they're out of form, you at least still get a contribution to the team from them. For my entire time watching this club, we get performanes from experienced players that look like they've never played a league game before.

This is one reason i will always love the contribution Nathan Jones has made to this club. He is an exception in that through his peak years he seemed to work harder and harder and get better and better.


Salem:  The Lone Ranger.

Our best again yesterday.  Consistently good in most games this year.

5 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Pert: Target Seventy Thousand...

Pert 70,000- [censored] kidding himself

Pert- Sent by Eddie

18 hours ago, Wells 11 said:

Hore- a bright spot

frost- our best defender

gameplan- who’s on first. 

Mcdonald-  defuq happened? 

Hogan- get him back.

mfc- memories of 2013 

me- watching 2018 replays. 

Off field- something has happened 

???...tail wags dog...???   ?


8 hours ago, Dockett 32 said:

I find the reversal in TMc form hard to fathom. He’s a very good player, but simply can’t find it. Surely there is a problem here.

TMc... [ he's not OK ]  ???

 

What an absolute [censored] embarrassment. Never thought I'd be justifiably copping it from someone who supports Gold Coast, but I am. That's as low as it gets.

52 minutes ago, Luther said:

What an absolute [censored] embarrassment. Never thought I'd be justifiably copping it from someone who supports Gold Coast, but I am. That's as low as it gets.

At least Gold coast have players who will have footy smarts , have PACE and a coach who has a few clues!! We are berefit of all of these factors


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