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If Mays bump is the benchmark, that Bloos bloke has to get a week for his off-the-ball bump on Reiwoldt

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Capital M in May

2 minutes ago, ding said:

If mays bump is the benchmark, that Bloos bloke has to get a week for his off-the-ball bump on Reiwoldt

Absolutely 

 
47 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

How many years in a row has this happened, too?  When do the AFL stop gifting Carlton this game and actually give it to a team who could make it competitive?  

I know I'm going early as the Blues might make a come... nah, who am I kidding.

Rather like Druggies v Filth ANZAC, this became “traditional” after about one or two years. 


Walsh is taking to it like a duck to water. Gets plenty of it, just needs to tidy up his disposal

Edited by Demon Disciple

Bruce - "it was Carlton's lowest ever 1st quarter score vs Richmond if you can believe it"

They scored one behind. I mean Bruce there's only one other possible answer is there...

Having a bit of an analytical look at the game...

The Tiges really struggle to get clean ball from centre clearances.

If they can't sort it out they're not winning a flag this year...

 
48 minutes ago, ding said:

Richmond vs Carlton -  Game has started so my predictions are irrelevant.

Collingwood vs Geelong - Pies by 27

Adelaide vs Hawthorn -  Crows by 20

Western Bulldogs  vs  Sydney  -   Swans by 15

Brisbane vs West Coast - Coasters by 24 (But i really want Brissy to win, they should be quite good this year)

St Kilda vs Gold Coast  -  Saints by 1

GWS  vs  Essendon  -  Giants by 36

Fremantle vs  North  -  Norf by 12

As long as we win, the other results won't matter to me one bit tbh. Much as i suspect every other AFL supporter thinks.

Your predictions are irrelevant whether the game has started or not, who cares.

When do we play Carlton? ?


6 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Walsh is taking to it like a duck to water. Gets plenty of it, just needs to tidy up his disposal

Another Tom Scully. Runs hard but absolutely butchers it.

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Another Tom Scully. Runs hard but absolutely butchers it.

Interesting to watch a couple of their kids 'dazz'

Will be good players but nowhere near the class of Oliver.

Walsh is struggling with the pressure of the game and will settle.

Oliver took to it like a duck to water, plenty of time from game one...

Tigers went into sleep mode during that quarter. Only reason why carlscum are " in it " Bump on revolt was nothing.

 

I can see a fair few Tigers getting poleaxed this season. Their manic 'go forward' running leaves little room for awareness. A couple of times they've been hit solidly, it'll only takes some better timing to clean someone up.

Love having the Blues open every season.  Such an exciting competitive team full of guns.

Give them every Friday night too.


25 minutes ago, ding said:

If Mays bump is the benchmark, that Bloos bloke has to get a week for his off-the-ball bump on Reiwoldt

Gets 2 weeks for not hard enough....

35 minutes ago, Hobson said:

Curnow will be another Jesaulenko in time and Carlton will be more than competitive including finals in 3/4 years.

Thanks for that Jezza

Prancer really is very ordinary one on one for someone so “speshhall”.

All I can say is: Footy is back!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rance is a diving pansy. 

Twice he had normal contact and fell over like a weak [censored]. Then the umps fell for it! 

Blatent dives that he should be fined for but nothing will happen! Infuriating 

1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

I'd love someone like Jack Higgins in our forward line.  Little ripper of a player.

There is certainly room Wise, lets hope someone stands up.

 

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