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2 hours ago, Dr.D said:

I hate how everyone on here says how it proves we should've got rid of watts. Half of demonland were going to start up a petition to keep watts at the time he was about to get traded. it was embarrassing. It was even more embarrassing that he wasnt traded or delisted 5 years earlier. that's the real embarrassment 

Bull[censored]

 
1 minute ago, Elwood 3184 said:

No, never been to Oktoberfest before.

Elwood is very pleasant these days, especially since the beach is so handy to home and best from this time of day till sunset.

Yes The Wood is a mighty good place to live. I to am a stones throw from the Ice Cream ? van, when at home. 

I was last at Oktoberfest in 1993, and even then it was a totally crazy mad few days. 

I feel sorry for JW that one of his “mates” has filmed him snorting a completely legal substance, that has been snorted over there for years...

42 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

If it’s not an illegal substance, and the lady in question is consenting, then it’s a storm in a D-cup.

Port supporters may be pleased to see ‘that he’s getting his head over it’.

EFA

 
3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yes The Wood is a mighty good place to live. I to am a stones throw from the Ice Cream ? van, when at home. 

I was last at Oktoberfest in 1993, and even then it was a totally crazy mad few days. 

I feel sorry for JW that one of his “mates” has filmed him snorting a completely legal substance, that has been snorted over there for years...

Just watched it on the news two things:

- he clearly posed for the video and even asked if the guy filming was ready

- he looked like a complete amateur clown doing it


Seriously what an idiot, after the last indiscretions on Instagram, you’d think he’d pull his head in, but no he’s just a bloody big head who doesn’t seem to give a stuff about getting a 2nd chance in the AFL.

If l was in charge of Port I’d [censored] him off. Best thing Goodwin has done was to get rid of him

 

24 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Not really. Too old. You would think after what emerged about his recent behaviour that he would not put himself in the position to have an image like this come out. He’s a moron.

A moron he might be. not really too old, that statement of yours, sounds like u wish u were young again, and able to even get  within 2 feet from young perky breasts

 

Peppermint powder?

Ffs, can't even commit to being a bad boy with the required intensity.

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It might not be such a good image for the AFL but Jack is on his break and has not done anything illegal. However l cannot see what is bothering the one's that are criticising him.

Go for it JW you let your hair down and enjoyed yourself and l wish l was there.


5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I applaud Simon Goodwin for getting rid of the cancer out of this football club.

Yet another loud, premature and totally judgemental call. 

There’s having ‘fun’ and having cancer. I know which I’d prefer.

55 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Not really. Too old. You would think after what emerged about his recent behaviour that he would not put himself in the position to have an image like this come out. He’s a moron.

Really?

I bet he’s done it to extract the urine following on from the texting episode. 

It’s hilarious. 

Still, I’m glad he’s at PA now.  

 

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12 hours ago, McQueen said:

Really?

I bet he’s done it to extract the urine following on from the texting episode. 

It’s hilarious. 

Still, I’m glad he’s at PA now.  

 

The video is from October 2017.

58 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Who gives a stuff about what footy players do in their spare time. How ever there is one point to make. Since when did people start snorting something LEGAL off a womens breast.

Since Adam and Eve. It's called mother's milk. Snort, suck, guzzle, every baby goes through the process. Keeps them alive, I believe...?

 


1 hour ago, Satan said:

2 nd port  player caught out by a motor boat

Quoted because that needs more love

1 hour ago, —coach— said:

Just watched it on the news two things:

- he clearly posed for the video and even asked if the guy filming was ready

- he looked like a complete amateur clown doing it

Ok. If he posed it all, then he is on his own...

but he still has done nothing wrong

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2 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

That video is completely harmless.

The faux outrage brigade are insufferable!   

Although the substance maybe harmless, surely after being in the system 10 years he would be smart enough not to partake in such a video. 


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12 hours ago, ProDee said:

Port Adelaide have said today that it was from "last October''.

Watts has informed the club that the video was taken at Oktoberfest in Munich last October and the substance featured is “Wiesn Pulver”, a legal substance made up of menthol, sugar and glucose.

http://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-02-03/statement-jack-watts

 

My mistake, thought i read it was from 2017. 

Good enough for me now.

I was happy that the article went with 'Port Adelaide player' and not ex-Melbourne...

For me, playing with consenting breasts is one of life's great joys, for everyone one involved, and has very little to do with his ability as a footballer. 

And as has been said by others, obviously taking the urine. 

I sometimes feel we are headed for a world of sad, wannabe puritans who can't discern between consent, fun, and actually offensive behaviour, it is Oktoberfest, not a bloody kindergarten. By the way it isn't mutually exclusive to enjoy drinking champagne off a consenting nipple (for instance) and being an ardent feminist.  

Blowing off steam and getting drunk are risky behaviours (as are other drugs), things do go wrong, and the worst possible result is death, but the likelihood of that is still low enough (as proved by all os us on here surviving our teenage years) to be acceptable and tremendously sad for those that don't. But living in a world where all risk is redacted and sanitized, no thanks, we will just be killing ourselves more slowly as a spinless species of semi bright apes.

 

 

Given his off season to date I’d be trying fade into the background, but to willingly allow someone to film this regardless of the substance is staggering. He doesn’t GAF and while I’m not of the idea that players need to be a role model, all you expect of your players is to give their best crack and clearly Jack has never done this and never will.

 

It's a horrible look, particularly given the rumors and his history.  Jack must have been hammered, high or stupid to let someone video him doing this.

I guess this is what some get for paying over the top for an 'education' at theses exclusive private schools.


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