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How about their runner costing them a goal?? 

So many magical moments

 
1 hour ago, bingers said:

Holding the ball against Howe ... not paid. Cost WC a goal.

Stephenson ran 25 metres without bouncing the ball before kicking a goal. He should have been free kicked.

Suffer filth people ... 

 

 

Yeah that Howe decision ( not paid against him ) was a real shocker.

Umpires in the last Game? Pretty good and hardly noticed.  Tried to carry their favoured Team over the line, but to no avail.

Did we have any of these ones in either of our Finals? Who actually chooses and criteria?

 
10 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

did not see that article, do you have a link?

 

9 hours ago, monoccular said:

Still can’t find it

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-09-30/afl-legend-matthews-slams-umpires-over-late-choke

I'm enjoying telling them that it should have been a free


9 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

The most disappointing part of the post-game media coverage has been a distinct lack of use of the word "Colliwobbles". This is the type of result the word was invented for. 

A trivia point:

colliwobbles or more correctly collywobbles is a very old word and reportedly is a reference to the shakes suffered by a cholera victim. It then went on to be a general reference to an intestinal cramp or disturbance.

 

2 hours ago, Uncle Fester said:

I'm enjoying telling them that it should have been a free

What terrible, soul-destroying luck for poor old Collingwood in the last seconds of the GF. It truly makes your heart bleed, it is a gross injustice to the spirit of the game, to the team and to its administration. However, it was a great kick, and a terrific goal to WC and sealed the game completely. Geez, it was a knockout result.

 
8 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

A trivia point:

colliwobbles or more correctly collywobbles is a very old word and reportedly is a reference to the shakes suffered by a cholera victim. It then went on to be a general reference to an intestinal cramp or disturbance.

 

Never knew that. I genuinely thought it was a word invented to describe Collingwood's uncanny ability to lose (then) VFL Grand Finals, particularly in the 1960s and 1970s. 

41 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

What terrible, soul-destroying luck for poor old Collingwood in the last seconds of the GF. It truly makes your heart bleed, it is a gross injustice to the spirit of the game, to the team and to its administration. However, it was a great kick, and a terrific goal to WC and sealed the game completely. Geez, it was a knockout result.

yeah but admit it... secretly we all enjoyed it


35 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

yeah but admit it... secretly we all enjoyed it

FFS, DJ, I was trying to take the pizz a little bit. 

2 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

A trivia point:

colliwobbles or more correctly collywobbles is a very old word and reportedly is a reference to the shakes suffered by a cholera victim. It then went on to be a general reference to an intestinal cramp or disturbance.

 

Sounds about right, everything about the Pies gives me internal disturbance.

does anyone think darling deliberately dropped that goalsquare mark to ice the game just to emphasise that colonwood was robbed by keeping the margin to less than 1 kick

if so, absolutely brilliant move by darling

A lot of level headed Pies fans calling in SEN and saying they weren't robbed and just ran out of legs. 


The funny thing is that it wasn't even a block. As with the goal of the year, of which Pies fans carry on like autistic seals about it being a throw, they have established themselves as amongst the dumbest fans in the game.

Watch the replay. Both Maynard and Rioli have eyes on the ball. They are both competing. Rioli had better positioning. A block is where you actively infringe on a player's ability to contest the mark. That's not what happened. There were two marking contests, one overlapped the other. 

My faith in the Colliwobbles has been restored. Collingwood has not won a Grand Final in September since 1958.

(In 1990 the Grand Final was played on 6 October; in 2010 the Grand Final Replay was played on 2 October.)

7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

does anyone think darling deliberately dropped that goalsquare mark to ice the game just to emphasise that colonwood was robbed by keeping the margin to less than 1 kick

if so, absolutely brilliant move by darling

I thought the same thing. Well done Darling .... 

6 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What a great idea, a reply or the grand final at Optus Stadium. 

As Collingwood losing grand finals is the gift that keeps on giving.

 


5 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

 

Hahahaha. Love it! Back down into the sewers until 2019.

On 10/1/2018 at 5:35 PM, Dee Zephyr said:

4000 signatures on the petition to reverse the result of the Grand Final. And so they should too. That result broke 100's  of 1000's of pea hearts ( sorry, Pies hearts) , cost merchandisers millions of dollars and was grossly unfair to our Collingwood friends. 

Let's all sign the bloody thing. You know you want to !!!!

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