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Farewell Jesse Hogan

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1 minute ago, chookrat said:

I've rolled a car too around 50 years ago, hit a bluestone garden bed which would have been around 350mm high, ripping the wheel off under the chassis causing the car to tip over. Would have been doing around 30-40kmh.

OK boomer. We know this is made up. Cars weren't even invented 50 years ago. 

 
6 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

OK boomer. We know this is made up. Cars weren't even invented 50 years ago. 

I meant to write 20 years ago, Im 39. I often type 5 instead 2 on my mobile virtual keyboard which is a veelry boomer thing to do ?

5 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

OK boomer. We know this is made up. Cars weren't even invented 50 years ago. 

Funny I have clear memories of driving my Valiant 50 years back MR perhaps I am mistaken.

 
1 minute ago, old dee said:

Funny I have clear memories of driving my Valiant 50 years back MR perhaps I am mistaken.

Old age does things to the memory. You're probably remembering futuristic horseless carriages you saw in some moving picture show.

Just now, Mazer Rackham said:

Old age does things to the memory. You're probably remembering futuristic horseless carriages you saw in some moving picture show.

Could be MR in the 70's the only reason to watch the Redlegs was a certain player called Flower. Or were they called the Fushias back then?


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

Could be MR in the 70's the only reason to watch the Redlegs was a certain player called Flower. Or were they called the Fushias back then?

It was pre internet and didn't really exist. You can read about it in Pepys' diaries.

58 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

It was pre internet and didn't really exist. You can read about it in Pepys' diaries.

Blame the boomers for creating the internet also. Life was so much more fun when we could only vent about the footy at the pub with a beer and a smoke.

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1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

OK boomer. We know this is made up. Cars weren't even invented 50 years ago. 

i got suspicious when he said 350mm instead of about a foot

 

Pity the press can't help themselves. Just leave him alone.


3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Did it better than Franklin.

Wasn't that Buddy's missus? Or did she do it as well as him?

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i got suspicious when he said 350mm instead of about a foot

Let alone kmh instead of mph......

17 hours ago, old dee said:

In spite of all the crap I wish he was still at the MFC Ernest, 50 goal a year KPF don't grow on trees. Can you imagine the Weid kicking 50 in season? I can't.

Urban myth. Hogan has never kicked 50 goals on an AFL season. 

While we're all sharing our car-rolling stories: my best friend barely clipped a round-about in his Subaru on a Sunday morning once and we briefly went up on two wheels before landing safely and breathing a big sigh of relief. We'd been doubling-down on MDMA for around the past 14 hours, so according to the law of diminishing returns I don't think it would have been a major factor by then.  

16 hours ago, chookrat said:

I've rolled a car too around 20 years ago, hit a bluestone garden bed which would have been around 350mm high, ripping the wheel off under the chassis causing the car to tip over. Would have been doing around 30-40kmh.

Yep. Those big stones do not move. I wasn’t going that fast either, changed down a gear and must have slid the back wheel into a Stone. I heard a thud and over she went...never forget those moments. 
The night before Darren Cuthbertson kicked 9 out at Waverley. 
 

I made it to the game, bruised and battered!!!


1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yep. Those big stones do not move. I wasn’t going that fast either, changed down a gear and must have slid the back wheel into a Stone. I heard a thud and over she went...never forget those moments. 
The night before Darren Cuthbertson kicked 9 out at Waverley. 
 

I made it to the game, bruised and battered!!!

For a moment there I thought you were a time traveller. I read "the night before" meaning that Cuthbertson had kicked his 9 before your accident rather than the reverse.

Of course, the even less believable point is that a Melbourne player kicked 9 goals in a single match.

18 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

OK boomer. We know this is made up. Cars weren't even invented 50 years ago. 

Lol... dumbest response for along time.

53 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

For a moment there I thought you were a time traveller. I read "the night before" meaning that Cuthbertson had kicked his 9 before your accident rather than the reverse.

Of course, the even less believable point is that a Melbourne player kicked 9 goals in a single match.

Yes. I think he kicked 8 the following week and then  nothing!!

The opposition obviously worked him out 100%
 

53 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

Lol... dumbest response for along time.

All hail this week's winner of 'Missed The Obvious Joke' Award.


On 11/26/2019 at 6:46 PM, old dee said:

Funny I have clear memories of driving my Valiant 50 years back MR perhaps I am mistaken.

Driving a Valiant 50 years back!! Is it some form of time machine?  Please drive it back about 60 years so we can enjoy some premierships.

On 11/26/2019 at 7:50 PM, daisycutter said:

i got suspicious when he said 350mm instead of about a foot

305mm

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This really is sad news. Poor bugger, he really had a tough few years. Wishing him all the best; a recovery to full health.

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