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Farewell Jesse Hogan

Devil In Disguise
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

It's so easy to look at a single photo like this and take it out of context. Unless we know what his right hand was doing, I'm sitting on the fence and making no judgment. 

No judgment required La Dee. Just two blokes having some fun.  

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    12 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    No judgment required La Dee. Just two blokes having some fun.  

    that sounds like the very essence of a 'judgement', ernie 

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    I don't care what anyone says, what anyone thinks, we live in modern times. This looks like true love to me. I can see wedding bells. Peter Bell will be Best man. Long live True Love, it's a dying breed, if you ask me.

     

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    Call me what you want but I find that photo to be utterly gross.

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    We shouldn’t be assuming anyone’s gender. The fella on the right may be a chick. 

    #11096

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    3 hours ago, ProDee said:

    Your post appears contradictory. 

    You appear to have missed the joke.

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    1 minute ago, demonstone said:

    You appear to have missed the joke.

    Why don't you explain it to me, Chuckles ?

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    6 hours ago, Deeman said:

    Mr. Spock.

    He’s long dead. 

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    6 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    We shouldn’t be assuming anyone’s gender. The fella on the right may be a chick. 

    Hope I don't get banned again: and the fella on the left?

     

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    5 hours ago, dl4e said:

    Call me what you want but I find that photo to be utterly gross.

    Bet you didn't say that when Jacko did it and that was incestuous. 

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    20 hours ago, It's Time said:

    Bet you didn't say that when Jacko did it and that was incestuous. 

    Don't know anything about that.

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    Sandgropers are a strange lot.

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    On 1/1/2019 at 6:12 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Not alcohol related but similar - I was first on scene to a pretty bad traffic accident a few years and was trying to pull the driver out of the car as it was smoking. A lady in an SUV pulled up next to me and I thought I was going to get some help but when I turned around she’d given her phone to her daughter, who was no older than 8, and she begun filming. 

    It was about that time I gave up on humanity. 

    Heard a similar tale about a year ago at a bad bus accident which caught fire.
    Older generation running around trying to help the injured while the "Me Generation" filmed with their phones. 

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    On 1/18/2019 at 12:42 PM, dl4e said:

    Call me what you want but I find that photo to be utterly gross.

    Haha. This from a man pretending to be a woman. 

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    On 1/18/2019 at 12:42 PM, dl4e said:

    Call me what you want but I find that photo to be utterly gross.

    You're a very attractive man.

     

    Well, you did give permission...

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    On 1/18/2019 at 2:44 PM, dieter said:

    Hope I don't get banned again: and the fella on the left?

     

    You’d have to ask shim. 

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    6 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

    Sandgropers are a strange lot.

    Nice euphemism.

    Other euphemisms in play:

    "Ballwinner"

    "Stakeholder"

     

     

    Not that there's anything wrong with that

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    Going home or coming out?

    The bloke in the check shirt seems a bit stunned.

    Looks tongue in cheek to me. So to speak.

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Going home or coming out?

    The bloke in the check shirt seems a bit stunned.

    Looks tongue in cheek to me. So to speak.

    Biff.   Whose tongue in whose cheek?

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    On 1/10/2019 at 12:06 AM, CHF said:

    R14 May vs. Hogan at the 'G'.

    The second time the Dockers play at the "G" for the season and the last time they at that venue for the season.

    As much as I don't hold anything like the same sort of grudge agains Hoges as I do against that little [censored] $cully, I really do hope we smash Freo this game and send a strong message to Hoges for the sake of any others that might want to jump ship.  I'd prefer no uncalled for boooing (though I'm sure there will be some), but just for the MFC to turn up and put on a display of force that Jesse will remember and make him think about what he has walked away from over on the East Coast.

    ...and at the end of the game when Steve May shakes Jesse's hand, he won't just be saying thanks for the game, he will be saying thanks for this opportunity.

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    On 1/18/2019 at 4:11 PM, McQueen said:

    He’s long dead. 

    Haven’t you seen ‘Weekend at Mr Spock’s’?

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    On 1/9/2019 at 6:41 PM, Dee Zephyr said:

    Not a bad looking oval, had a look at their site and it’s available for hire. Going cheap too, $50 P/Hour without floodlighting and $100 P/Hour with. 

     

    On 1/9/2019 at 10:52 PM, McQueen said:

    Be careful - you will get a good dose of Cockburn. 

    It would be a bit of a marketing fail to open a brothel in the area wouldn't it.  ...or conversely is that how the area got it's name originally. 

    Along similar lines, there is the locally based business 'Cockburn Cement' - an early version of viagra for when you've had a big night on the nest, but just need to keep powering on! ...perhaps?

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