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2 hours ago, Fifty-5 said:

That would make you my grand son.

You're Lee Hoi-chuen? 

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7 hours ago, SaberFang said:

Not in a million years would I trade pick 5 for Steven May. Jesus! What a disastrous outcome that would be.

I'd rather take a punt in the draft with talent that high, at least you'll get a decade longer out of them!

GC will want a high pick because if he stays the compo pick they get next year will be high.

7 hours ago, Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara said:

I'm hearing very similar 

Me too.

 

 

 

But only from reading yours and  CHF's posts.

 
6 hours ago, EnterTheDragon said:

See DrD’s post above. He nails it. Frost/OMac v Lynch/Riewoldt? v Kennedy/Darling? v Patton/Cameron? Please.

Who are you trying to kid LordNev.

And who cares if it’s slightly overs for May? Freo are likely to pay us slightly overs for Hogan. Swings and roundabouts.

It’s all about winning a premiership now for the Melbourne Football Club. Not forever mining for draft gold that may or may not materialise.

May is a gun. And an absolute brute to boot. Or do you have better judgment than the MFC, Hawks, Bombers and Pies football departments? Coz it really seems like you think you do.

I have no idea 'who you are' (though if you are a poster who has changed their name and not made it clear - eg in the sig block as some respectful posters have - that's all I need to know to assess your credibility) but really you have some front knocking posters, as you frequently do, given you write some very silly things.

As ane example you have zero idea what the judgement of any football department is. All you know is some have spoken to may and MIGHT be interested in trading for him. But no clue as to what they think he is worth or prepared to pay. Other than of course what numnskulls like Sam McClure 'report' - that's to say guess.

Sheesh

 

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

The elephants have entered the ring, after the clowns and jugglers.

This one ?

 

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May is 26, turning 27 in january, so why do I keep reading "28 year old" on here?

7 hours ago, monoccular said:

Oh ...

 so his foot has healed, at least for now?

 

Ambivalent - ambidextrous - ambulatory. I was playing word association football.

7 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

Got five weeks not that long ago.  Do you give a first round pick for a 28 year old who's one stray elbow away from a lifetime ban? 

Completely stupid post

 
9 hours ago, Dee tention said:

OUT - Hogan, Melb 2019 1st Round Future Pick, Pick 33

IN - Pick 5, Freos 2019 1st Round Future Pick, Ed Langdon

IN - May, Kade K, Pick 26, 

OUT - Freos 2019 1st Round Pick, Dom Tyson, Pick 43

 

Is Gaff still coming ?


8 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

I want to know how far May is off a lifetime ban.  He's been rubbed out a few times.  Got five weeks not that long ago.  Do you give a first round pick for a 28 year old who's one stray elbow away from a lifetime ban? 

May turns 28 in 2020.

You mean we're already there ?

33 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Ambivalent - ambidextrous - ambulatory. I was playing word association football.

Ambulance.

did I miss anything ?  Or can I go back to sleep ?


21 minutes ago, ProDee said:

Is Gaff still coming ?

He’s still deciding.

12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Ambulance.

Ambitious!

22 minutes ago, ProDee said:

Is Gaff still coming ?

He was scared Angus would belt him into oblivion for the remainder of his career!

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Ambulance.

Irony from a lawyer ????


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

You have changed the goal posts and gone beyond the statement you asked me to comment on.

Hush.  Don't give the AFL any more stupid ideas.

1 hour ago, binman said:

I have no idea 'who you are' (though if you are a poster who has changed their name and not made it clear - eg in the sig block as some respectful posters have - that's all I need to know to assess your credibility) but really you have some front knocking posters, as you frequently do, given you write some very silly things.

As ane example you have zero idea what the judgement of any football department is. All you know is some have spoken to may and MIGHT be interested in trading for him. But no clue as to what they think he is worth or prepared to pay. Other than of course what numnskulls like Sam McClure 'report' - that's to say guess.

Sheesh

 

He joined on Sept 27, but he’s definitely been here before; he referred to @Fifty-5 as “old55” in another post recently, when 55 dropped the “old” years ago. I’m guessing Range Rover or poster of that type. I could probably do some sleuthing to get to the bottom of it, but I can’t really be bothered.

8 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

I want to know how far May is off a lifetime ban.  He's been rubbed out a few times.  Got five weeks not that long ago.  Do you give a first round pick for a 28 year old who's one stray elbow away from a lifetime ban? 

I don't believe the 16 weeks cumulative life time ban applies in AFL, only local leagues?

 
8 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Ambitious!

The ambience on Demonland and most posters ambivalence towards Jesse, not to mention the ambiguous messages coming from both clubs now has Freo in a position to ambush us on this trade....I'm thinking Jesse has been a good ambassador in the past and it's now time to move him on, for the most part I think Jesse has been amble and his ambition for a successful career now lays in his own hands

2 minutes ago, SFebes said:

The ambience on Demonland and most posters ambivalence towards Jesse, not to mention the ambiguous messages coming from both clubs now has Freo in a position to ambush us on this trade....I'm thinking Jesse has been a good ambassador in the past and it's now time to move him on, for the most part I think Jesse has been amble and his ambition for a successful career now lays in his own hands

OK, now that we've done the letter A let's move on to B and head towards 300.


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