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7 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Why does he call Salem “Sahrlem”?

Cos he is from Adelaide and they speak weirdly over there..

 
 
5 hours ago, sue said:

Think how irritating it will be when he starts drooling over our emerging MFC stars in future.  Cringeworthy. 

He's already done it with his Viney ! Viney !!! Viiiiiiiiiiiiney !!!!!! effort. 

You sometimes want to give him a slap, but I'll let that one slide.


32 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

He's already done it with his Viney ! Viney !!! Viiiiiiiiiiiiney !!!!!! effort. 

You sometimes want to give him a slap, but I'll let that one slide.

Hey, I already pointed that out !!! ?

5 hours ago, waynewussell said:

Viney, Jones... whats not to like? You must be a huge fan of yourself!

Fan of myself just because I have a different view, gee at least I can say they had did alright so don't be a [censored] sunshine!!!!

Just realised that when Gunston hit the post from 10 metres or whatever that he was only one second or so away from being crunched by Viney. No wonder he missed!

 
3 hours ago, Cards13 said:

Why does he call Salem “Sahrlem”?

At times during the call, he called "Sahrlem" as you said, but also "Slahlom" at one point.

I also get turned off by his ott growling voice @bingers when something exciting happens... that and his constant need for positive feedback... "Didnt he"?, "Wasnt it"?, etc etc. One of the best sporting brains in the world statistics wise, but his days as a caller have passed him by.

Must retire from calling soon or more people will listen to radio while watching TV.

9 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Just realised that when Gunston hit the post from 10 metres or whatever that he was only one second or so away from being crunched by Viney. No wonder he missed!

Yeah, without that big chase from Viney Gunston would've bounced and walked into open goal...

Truely a 1%er that was game changing from our fearless leader!


51 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Yeah, without that big chase from Viney Gunston would've bounced and walked into open goal...

Truely a 1%er that was game changing from our fearless leader!

Then there were 2 massive chases in the game because I thought Hibberd's chase on Gunston to deny him the soccer goal earlier was a significant moment in the match.

On 9/15/2018 at 2:36 AM, Wadda We Sing said:

Id love to know now what the "joke" was that Roughead told the huddle just before the start?

Nice set-up for the jokers on here but in all seriousness I think he would have been reminding the Hawks that last time the Melbourne Football Club made it to a prelim our current starting midfield were still watching Barney the Dinosaur and wetting the bed . . .

 

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4 hours ago, bingers said:

Poppy .... roughie .... what a fool.

His demented growling is the worst. "Viney viney Viney" (in stupid growling voice) after he did brilliantly to kick it to the hot spot. (Brayshaw marked and goaled.)

I'm sorry. The cringiest piece of commentary for the weekend goes to Luke Darcy when De Goey took a mark. He sounded like a constipated nuffy. "De Gooooooooeeeeeeeeeeyyy!!!!!"

I'm cringing just thinking about it.

Darcy makes BT sound like a half decent caller.

I actually didn't mind the Viney call. I'd argue it's spine tingling. Darcy just sounds like a try hard though when he did it.

Edited by A F

On 9/15/2018 at 11:54 PM, Demondan75 said:

For years this [censored] has bent us over. 

But right there, he had nothing to say. 

Geeeez I love footy. 

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Last time I spoke to him he really laid into Melbourne as being soft. Should run into him again soon so I shall just smile - widely.

11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Melbourne.... they're just SPPECCIIAAAAAALLLLLLLL !!!

You missed him when Viney bullocked thru the pack and kicked to Brayshaw. Broose just went Viney, Viney, Viney, Viney, Viney getting louder everytime.


7 hours ago, ding said:

At times during the call, he called "Sahrlem" as you said, but also "Slahlom" at one point.

I also get turned off by his ott growling voice @bingers when something exciting happens... that and his constant need for positive feedback... "Didnt he"?, "Wasnt it"?, etc etc. One of the best sporting brains in the world statistics wise, but his days as a caller have passed him by.

Must retire from calling soon or more people will listen to radio while watching TV.

To bad for us, Bruce is commentating the cricket now. 

2 hours ago, MT64 said:

Last time I spoke to him he really laid into Melbourne as being soft. Should run into him again soon so I shall just smile - widely.

He wasn’t wrong, we were soft for years. I think Hawthorn played ahead of themselves this year and will go backwards next season.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

On 9/15/2018 at 9:25 AM, frankie_d said:

Some chat about Oliver being "looked at" for flopping. I was there but didn't see it. Any thoughts?

More chance of Poppy or Sicily or someone else (can't remember who it was) getting done for staging

6 hours ago, A F said:

I'm sorry. The cringiest piece of commentary for the weekend goes to Luke Darcy when De Goey took a mark. He sounded like a constipated nuffy. "De Gooooooooeeeeeeeeeeyyy!!!!!"

I'm cringing just thinking about it.

Darcy makes BT sound like a half decent caller.

I actually didn't mind the Viney call. I'd argue it's spine tingling. Darcy just sounds like a try hard though when he did it.

Lmao, I distinctively remember that piece of commentary also. It’s like he was still yelling out his name whilst he was lining up ?

 

DeGOEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

3 hours ago, MT64 said:

Last time I spoke to him he really laid into Melbourne as being soft. Should run into him again soon so I shall just smile - widely.

Next time you see him, give him a punch in the nads from the people of Victoria


Bruce is simply embarrassing. The first rule of a good commentator is that its not about themselves. Its about calling the game properly. We can all see whats going on. Stop being a fawning sychophant.

Better still. Times up. Retire now.

On 9/15/2018 at 11:45 AM, Mondê said:

Unfortunately my night was marred by racist remarks directed at Salem and Jetta by a group of Hawthorn fans in Q1. Left me feeling down for the remainder of the match, but it was a great win by the boys. Go Dees

That from 'supporters' of the team carried by Burgoyne and Rioli for so long.

Hypocrites.

11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Just realised that when Gunston hit the post from 10 metres or whatever that he was only one second or so away from being crunched by Viney. No wonder he missed!

He was, actually, [censored] scared.

 

 

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