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5 minutes ago, DV8 said:

lets not get too happy........  jobs not done yet.

Don't kill my buzz man. 

I'm just happy we made into the finals and won. 

 
4 hours ago, DavidNeitz9 said:

Here it is in four frames :)
 

 

Look at those knees buckle....

27 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I’m having a lovely beer to accompany my roo steaks whilst still grinning like a mofo.

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are you at the rheingold?

 
14 minutes ago, ILLDieADemon said:

Don't kill my buzz man. 

I'm just happy we made into the finals and won. 

So am i... I'm just starting to think towards the next moment.

We were warned last week, or before last match;,,  about celebrating... that still rings true, more-so now we have tasted some,,, success.

 

By Monday, we should all be letting this one rest,,, as we go deeper into springtime.

13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Look at those knees buckle....

There's something about 'Mary in stripes',  in those pics... or maybe more about Nev, and Whelan ?


While we're on the topic of Geelong flogs.

Cameron Ling, you are a dead set [censored] stick! You carried on like an absolute [censored] when Geelong won down at Kardinia. Ran onto the field and celebrated with the players as if they'd won a grand final!

Last week you then had the nerve to say Melbourne will have the least likely success because we've had "no finals experience".. and will get knocked out 2st week.

To then hear sound like an absolute shattered and broken man after the game gives me great satisfaction and pleasure!

Suck [censored] you Geelong bias [censored]!

5 hours ago, layzie said:

Everything from here on in is just gravy now. The season is a success. We get another game of finals experience to get into these guys now! Love this club like anything and wouldn’t trade it for the world. And I love you all as well ❤️ 

Drink it in man! 

Agreed mate, before the season I had making 2nd week of finals as par. Last year making finals was par and we shot a bogey, this year we've made par as far as I'm concerned so if we hit a birdie or an eagle it's all bonus for me (I'm a golf novice so if I've muddled up my terms forgive me).

Weed has been a revelation for me, I didn't necessarily doubt him I just wanted to see it before I believed it. I did have lingering concerns he may be another Watts or even Lucas Cook but those have been violently laid to rest. What do we do next year when TMac, Weed and Hogan are all fit? Send TMac back? A nice problem to have.

 

I have had a lovely afternoon - kicked back and watched the replay and relived the glory of last night.

God we were good... tough and completely switched on right from the beginning.

I had a good look at the Geelong moron who dresses like a cat complete with the whiskers and claws - seriously??

My source tells me that the players all pulled up well after the game which is good.

Go Dees❤️?

 

 

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Agreed mate, before the season I had making 2nd week of finals as par. Last year making finals was par and we shot a bogey, this year we've made par as far as I'm concerned so if we hit a birdie or an eagle it's all bonus for me (I'm a golf novice so if I've muddled up my terms forgive me).

Weed has been a revelation for me, I didn't necessarily doubt him I just wanted to see it before I believed it. I did have lingering concerns he may be another Watts or even Lucas Cook but those have been violently laid to rest. What do we do next year when TMac, Weed and Hogan are all fit? Send TMac back? A nice problem to have.

Yep, I had exactly the same expectations. Also golf analogy was good. I’m a novice as well, last round of 9 I had shot a 53 :s


35 minutes ago, layzie said:

Yep, I had exactly the same expectations. Also golf analogy was good. I’m a novice as well, last round of 9 I had shot a 53 :s

I left out a hole in one, I guess that would be the flag ?

3 hours ago, The Reverend said:

download.jpeg.0dafa71281dc6083b91a63611ff4d9b2.jpegHere's to the DEES!

I'd drink to that but I don't much like peaty islay whisky. Give me Highlands any day...

13 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

My golf experience is limited to minigolf but I give it a decent crack

Love me a bit of mini golf!

To those at the G last night,  how was the roar from the crowd when the boys broke from the 3/4 time huddle!!

I've never heard anything quite like it during a break. 


Chris Scott’s reaction during  last nights game. I wonder where the players get it from!!!

CLASSIC.

 

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17 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

 

 

Mr. Selwood, meet brick wall No.1.

16 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

 

 

 

Mr. Selwood meet brick wall No.2


Cats have been outscored 23.16 (154) to 6.17.(53) in first quarters of their last 6 finals.

 

12 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

While we're on the topic of Geelong flogs.

Cameron Ling, you are a dead set [censored] stick! You carried on like an absolute [censored] when Geelong won down at Kardinia. Ran onto the field and celebrated with the players as if they'd won a grand final!

Last week you then had the nerve to say Melbourne will have the least likely success because we've had "no finals experience".. and will get knocked out 2st week.

To then hear sound like an absolute shattered and broken man after the game gives me great satisfaction and pleasure!

Suck [censored] you Geelong bias [censored]!

He really is biased.

He had Geelong as third most likely to win the flag.  I remember he prefaced it with something like 'I know I am a Cats man but'...   yeah Lingy, if you need to give that little disclaimer in your job as a commentator it just shows that even you know you're biased and full of [censored].

 

11 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

He really is biased.

He had Geelong as third most likely to win the flag.  I remember he prefaced it with something like 'I know I am a Cats man but'...   yeah Lingy, if you need to give that little disclaimer in your job as a commentator it just shows that even you know you're biased and full of [censored].

 

I watched the 7 replay on record.  Ling was very positive about MFC and very critical of Geelong 

 
5 minutes ago, Fifty-5 said:

I watched the 7 replay on record.  Ling was very positive about MFC and very critical of Geelong 

Yeah I actually was going to add to my last post something like   'however he seems to love us and talks us up a lot so hes ok in my book".   

Go Deez

10 hours ago, dieter said:

I'd drink to that but I don't much like peaty islay whisky. Give me Highlands any day...

Highland, Islay, lowlands, speyside... I’ll drink them all !!! ?

With the really peaty ones maybe drop a frozen rock in there. The coldness takes the edge off the smokyness without diluting the whisky.

My wife prefers Islay, I prefer speyside so if I’m not feeling a Islay that day I’ll drop a cold rock in.


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