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6 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Good question, they were 11-4 and will miss.

Thats a massive choke.  Ollie Wines re-signed at that stage too if I recall correctly.

Should have come back to Vic.

 

 
 
3 minutes ago, ProDee said:

Wattsy starring with 3 handballs at quarter time.

Big improvement on his stats halfway through the quarter though.


Does the AFL hire police for matches? They're even waiting outside the coaches box to escort the coaches to the ground!

Didn't realise you could hire out a copper.

I'm guessing that the 250 point win Port needed to pass is on percentage is less likely to happen now.

My god can someone tell port that they can be 8th spot tonight? 

Thankgod the bummers can't make finals. 

This is a disgraceful strat from port. 

I wanted them in 8th so at least geelong had to earn there spot. 

I know the cats won't lose but it would have made it kind of interesting. 

 

So looks like we would have made finals regardless of a win? And to think port were 11-4 at round 16...

3 minutes ago, Stormy Dee said:

Jack Watts has been abysmal so far.

The only one for Port who hasn't would be Ryder.

 


Port look like a defeated rabble. Not even trying.

So let me clear this in my head, Essendon pantsing Port means that in the end, we didn't actually need to win a game to make the finals anyway?

Well, I've had a dry chuckle about that.

But, as my lovely other half so perfectly put it "Well, ok, but this way is much nicer".

This Port Adelaide teams smells like the team Voss had in Brisbane, when they went and got Fevola, Staker, Raines etc for [censored] all return and ultimately Voss lost his Job.

Hinkley and co have misread this list massively and its going to set them back years of lost talent due to recruiting dud recycled players.

Guess it looks like Kenny asked for Vossy's advice and trusted his assistant too the silly fool.

Edited by Win4theAges

God i hate Essendon, and even more in those stupid jumpers. So glad they didnt make finals......rant over.


And to think some posters on here still think Watts would still play an important role for us right now...

He'll be delisted end of next year.

Edited by dazzledavey36

Still think Port will win this.

Lot of footy to play. 

Now, where did I leave my beer....?

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What is it with umpires paying random half-marks at Adelaide Oval in Port games?

Bit reminiscent of Melbourne vs Collingwood in the final round last year. 


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12 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

So let me clear this in my head, Essendon pantsing Port means that in the end, we didn't actually need to win a game to make the finals anyway?

Well, I've had a dry chuckle about that.

But, as my lovely other half so perfectly put it "Well, ok, but this way is much nicer".

We won a spot in the finals before getting it handed to us. How could you not love that?

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Port players are ignoring Watts at every turn now just like Melbourne players did.

 
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Watching this game between the 9th and 10th best team, we are clearly a top 8 side. Melbourne's footy is streets ahead of what these teams are producing.

Just now, Chook said:

Watching this game between the 9th and 10th best team, we are clearly a top 8 side. Melbourne's footy is streets ahead of what these teams are producing.

There is great joy in watching two arrogant clubs which tried to bulk-buy their way into finals each taking turns at being thoroughly crapulent.


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