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He's absolutely killing all of our chances of trying to win this game! Runs around like an absolute headless chook and [censored] it up all the time.

Give me Kent or Vandenberg next week please!

 
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4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Do you feel better now? 

No? If we make finals he simply cannot play. He will cost us.

 

There's a couple worse than Nibbler.


Are you all idiots. Go to the AFL Match Centre and he is ranked the No. 1 player for Melbourne tonight. You know F all about football, you ?

22 touches, 12 tackles and the sealer.

Not your best work dazzle, although we can claim you went the 'reverse psychology' route and it worked like a charm!

 

I rate you as a poster Dazzler but bad call he was very important tonight


Waiting for the new culpa. He plays his role, we’re down on numbers and our depth isn’t great, Nibbs is in the best 22. 

5th least time on ground for MFC with the following stats:

22 disposals (4th for MFC)

1 goal 1 behind

12 tackles (BOG)

5 intercept possessions (=3rd for MFC)

30 pressure acts (=1st for MFC)

393 m gained (5th for MFC)

12 contested prisons (5th for MFC)

3 clearances (=6th for MFC)

4 inside 50s (=3rd for MFC)

112 AFL fantasy points (1st for MFC)

 

 

I'll give dazzle a get out of jail free card with this. That was a bloody stressful game, not surprised it got the better of some of us.


Has a very good game, but had a patch of football for 5-10, minutes that was absolutely dreadful

Fluke. Is a liability most games.


1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He's absolutely killing all of our chances of trying to win this game! Runs around like an absolute headless chook and [censored] it up all the time.

Give me Kent or Vandenberg next week please!

Some fwits should not be allowed to create threads.

 
9 minutes ago, deanox said:

5th least time on ground for MFC with the following stats:

22 disposals (4th for MFC)

1 goal 1 behind

12 tackles (BOG)

5 intercept possessions (=3rd for MFC)

30 pressure acts (=1st for MFC)

393 m gained (5th for MFC)

12 contested prisons (5th for MFC)

3 clearances (=6th for MFC)

4 inside 50s (=3rd for MFC)

112 AFL fantasy points (1st for MFC)

 

 

Amd he was visibly active at the bottom of packs with 1%s 

Seriously that this is a thread is exposing a few of you as jokers


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