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Alex Neal-Bullen

dazzledavey36
in Melbourne Demons

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He's absolutely killing all of our chances of trying to win this game! Runs around like an absolute headless chook and [censored] it up all the time.

Give me Kent or Vandenberg next week please!

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    4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    Do you feel better now? 

    No? If we make finals he simply cannot play. He will cost us.

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    There's a couple worse than Nibbler.

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    Are you all idiots. Go to the AFL Match Centre and he is ranked the No. 1 player for Melbourne tonight. You know F all about football, you ?. 

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    22 touches, 12 tackles and the sealer.

    Not your best work dazzle, although we can claim you went the 'reverse psychology' route and it worked like a charm!

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    I rate you as a poster Dazzler but bad call he was very important tonight

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    Waiting for the new culpa. He plays his role, we’re down on numbers and our depth isn’t great, Nibbs is in the best 22. 

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    5th least time on ground for MFC with the following stats:

    22 disposals (4th for MFC)

    1 goal 1 behind

    12 tackles (BOG)

    5 intercept possessions (=3rd for MFC)

    30 pressure acts (=1st for MFC)

    393 m gained (5th for MFC)

    12 contested prisons (5th for MFC)

    3 clearances (=6th for MFC)

    4 inside 50s (=3rd for MFC)

    112 AFL fantasy points (1st for MFC)

     

     

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    I'll give dazzle a get out of jail free card with this. That was a bloody stressful game, not surprised it got the better of some of us.

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    Has a very good game, but had a patch of football for 5-10, minutes that was absolutely dreadful

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    Fluke. Is a liability most games.

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    He's absolutely killing all of our chances of trying to win this game! Runs around like an absolute headless chook and [censored] it up all the time.

    Give me Kent or Vandenberg next week please!

    Some fwits should not be allowed to create threads.

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    9 minutes ago, deanox said:

    5th least time on ground for MFC with the following stats:

    22 disposals (4th for MFC)

    1 goal 1 behind

    12 tackles (BOG)

    5 intercept possessions (=3rd for MFC)

    30 pressure acts (=1st for MFC)

    393 m gained (5th for MFC)

    12 contested prisons (5th for MFC)

    3 clearances (=6th for MFC)

    4 inside 50s (=3rd for MFC)

    112 AFL fantasy points (1st for MFC)

     

     

    Amd he was visibly active at the bottom of packs with 1%s 

    Seriously that this is a thread is exposing a few of you as jokers

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