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1 hour ago, Dee tention said:

When we beat Geelong... I will be racing home to put a good celebration video on with a box of tissues...

You mean the match replay, right? 

 

Regret not taking my Geelong supporting mate up on his offer of double or nothing on the bet we had on the game in round 1.

I will ... double check to make sure its not a replay from a previous season.

 

9 hours ago, Rocky said:

dance down the street & jump into an amsterdam canal for a dip

Would that be the ' near' canal, or the other one ???

14 hours ago, McQueen said:

The last time I created a thread like this it was last year and we went on to smash the Crows in Adelaide.

Will it work a second time? Let's cross everything and hope so..

Anyway, when we beat Geelong, I will... 

... think my tickets to Perth for round 22 might be worth more than the suprisingly small amount I paid.

Realise that we still have not beaten a side above us & they won't be in the 8 so bragging will be shot down. It must be awful to win every match and be on top of the ladder, looking forward to it just the same.

 
56 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Realise that we still have not beaten a side above us & they won't be in the 8 so bragging will be shot down. It must be awful to win every match and be on top of the ladder, looking forward to it just the same.

Regardless, Geelong in Geelong when they have the "three best midfielders in the comp" will go a long way.

Hope the boys sing the song casually after the game and Maxy pretends to fall asleep


I will split my finest case of reds and open a bottle or two. But keep the rest for finals.

I will look forward to the 3 word analysis of Tyson.

.... wait for the replay and watch it again!


Well here's a sad irony, a thread like this usually allows a voluptuary such as myself to speculate on the pleasures to be enjoyed in celebration of a magnificent triumph.

Sadly poor Bitter is smitten by illness and not one of life's simple (or even sophisticated) pleasures hold any interest whatsoever. Not even the fruit of the vine, refined into the perfect state of Shiraz moves me.

Having said this, I have no doubt  the fates that control such matters will grant us a victory for the ages while leaving my good self in fetid loneliness.

Meggs is going with Mrs Meggs and will be sitting quietly in the Bob Davis Stand.  So after a win the Meggs’ will drive home happily and open a nice bottle of wine.   But either way some wine be partaken...

 

Have another beer at the Imperial since I won’t be going now due to general admission tix selling out 


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2 hours ago, layzie said:

Have another beer at the Imperial since I won’t be going now due to general admission tix selling out 

Ha! I remember stopping at the Imperial 25 years ago for some rehydration during the long journey along the Princes Highway. 

Do they still have scantily dressed ladies pulling beers or has that gone the way of other political correctness madness?

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Ha! I remember stopping at the Imperial 25 years ago for some rehydration during the long journey along the Princes Highway. 

Do they still have scantily dressed ladies pulling beers or has that gone the way of other political correctness madness?

Oh yeah long gone are those days! 

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

Oh yeah long gone are those days! 

Geez... this was pre bypass road times.

Brings back memories of some of the off the chain [censored] I used to get up to. ?

 

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