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GAMEDAY - Round 12

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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59 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Most probably SWYL but I suspect it is being used in ....shall we say ....  a manner likely to void any warranty.

You 'gentlemen' need to get your minds out of the gutter and stop the teenage self gratification.

Indeed I am down the coast... on a Buddhist meditation retreat where I must not talk for 3 days. Strangely enough, they didn't mention social media on the application form. And I'll watch the game on my mobile phone in the manner of Marcel Marceau.

Dees by 5 goals.

Ohhmmmmm.......

Edited by Moonshadow

 
45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes....as in hooked up to the video cam

 

42 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Bahahaha!!!

”Molly Meldrum’s telephone” is the style of scenario you may be alluding to BBO...?

Use your most lurid speculations.

They will probably fall short of the sordid reality 

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

You 'gentlemen' need to get your minds out of the gutter and stop the teenage self gratification.

Indeed I am down the coast... on a Buddhist meditation retreat where I must not talk for 3 days. Strangely enough, they didn't mention social media on the application form. And I'll watch the game on my mobile phone in the manner of Marcel Marceau.

Dees by 5 goals.

Ohhmmmmm.......

Verpashna on Queens Birthday 

Who planned that Bonanza??

 

If there was a late change, at what time would it be released? 90 minutes before game?

 

Heading in on the train now feeling a tad queasy. Can’t tell if it’s nerves or the scrambled eggs and birthday cake I just demolished.

First pint won’t even touch the sides.


8 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Verpashna on Queens Birthday 

Who planned that Bonanza??

Why, Megan, of course

I'm spotting ahead for her trip with Hazza

Edited by Moonshadow

25 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Hope for a dees domination and howe doesnt get mark of the year nomination 

No chance!  That honour is reserved for one Joel Smith...!!

On the train in from Woody in what might be my last H & A game for the season. The goodly wife is 8.5 months pregnant.

Catching up with a mate I haven’t seen in about 4 years who has moved back home from Perth... to bad he is a Pies fan and yes his teeth are an issue.

 

I just had a tooth removed

Sadly, i think its an omen

Pies by 17.

Confident but quite nervous. I desperately want us to put on a good show on a big occasion as well as extract revenge for round 23. So far we have dominated side shows. A loss is not acceptable against this mob. I could not live down the toothless gloating that will follow.

Edited by america de cali


“Testing Tesing”

SWYL is having the first coffee ☕️ of the day after a Huge Night in Phnom Penh. 

It’s 10.33am here in Cambodia ?? 

Game is on live

44 minutes ago, Damo said:

If there was a late change, at what time would it be released? 90 minutes before game?

 

No late change according to the AFL Twitter feed

55 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

They haven’t planned this well. Slide time at 2pm and gates open at 1.30. Lines are building big time.

Whinge over!

Same last year, how they could let it happen again is ridiculous 

28 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

“Testing Tesing”

SWYL is having the first coffee ☕️ of the day after a Huge Night in Phnom Penh. 

It’s 10.33am here in Cambodia ?? 

Game is on live

What Pontoon or hanging down street 51?


Bring. It. On.

The Filth and their toothless morons can get stuffed.  I would love nothing more than to see us dominate from the first bounce and smash them to pieces.  It may not happen like that, but for the first time in ages we have the capability of doing so.

Let's roll 'em and head into the by 9-3 and with a huge shot at securing a home final!

6 minutes ago, fijime said:

What Pontoon or hanging down street 51?

Street 130

Loved the Revs gee-up of the coaches.

Gold.

What a nightmare to get into the MCC after the walk to the G, there was no one lining up to go in for about 10 minutes. Calling 86k crowd, it’s going to be a big one!


Nightmare trying to get in. Go to the left of gate 5.....q is short there.

7 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Street 130

hahah - we used to watch the afl at Score Bar.. 

3 minutes ago, fijime said:

hahah - we used to watch the afl at Score Bar.. 

A good Demon Supporter has a new bar on 130

We will be loud and proud

 
1 hour ago, ding said:

I just had a tooth removed

Sadly, i think its an omen

Pies by 17.

Had a colonoscopy- an even worse omen.

What a  mess up. I just lined up for 40 minutes to get into gate 3. What idiot decided to not open the gates until 1.30pm when there is an event scheduled for 2pm. 

Edited by jane02


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