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Round 11 Non-MFC Games

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Time to chuck the replay on me thinks. Canโ€™t watch Goddard anymore.

1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Classic Luke Darcy getting excited by Rance when he allowed an uncontested Essendon mark in their forward line.

Just the standard commentary by the commentators and media about Rance. Back before half time he marked uncontested in the backline, then took off and kicked long to a two on one with his teammate out-numbered. Ball turned over immediately due to a bad decision and bad kick by Rance, but commentators blew their load about how good he is at rebounding! It's excruciating every week listening to the hype around a guy who repeatedly f*cks up and gets smashed one-on-one. He wouldn't be in the top 10 backmen this year, let alone in the conversation about best of all time!

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Two dogs breakfasts of games tonight on "primetime" television. No wonder TV ratings are in the toilet if this is the rubbish being served up.

That was embarrassing by Essendon defence just then. Would've been nice to be 2nd on the ladder tonight, you useless drug cheats!

Not unhappy to see them brought back to Earth though.

LOL at Rance's dive just then, pathetic! I'm actually convinced that the commentary and hype around him is a giant prank on me and I'm part of a Trueman Show type thing this year. Absolute batshit crazy!

Tigers smashing them now and getting a percentage boost. Looks like both them and the Eagles will overtake our percentage tonight. We still have a firm hold on third place thoughย with Swans over 20% behind us.


ย My god itโ€™s getting hard to watch games these days. Iโ€™d rather watch Cartoons.

The drug cheats are excruciatingly bad. Goddard should retire. I hate Goddard, I hateย the drug cheats, I hate the Toiges. What a crap match. I think I'll do a cryptic crossword.

Rance should get a fine for that ridiculous dive he just took. He didn't even get pushed in the back. His opponent just nudged his arm and Rance went flying.ย 

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Pathetic dive from Rance. Of course, every commentator in the boys club will remain on their knees undoing his fly every night, gushing pleasantries about his extraordinary defending.

Surely the most overrated defender in the comp.

1 minute ago, bingers said:

I think I'll do a cryptic crossword.

I'm such of fan of crosswords that I've asked to be buried six down, two across.


1 hour ago, Chook said:

And then he blamed it on Floss-Stone (I mean, he DID slip over, but I feel like Jake Lever would have still punched that ball into next century).

Even on crutchesย 

48 minutes ago, Darkhorse72 said:

better for the top sides to win (eagles/tigers)ย and put more space between us and those below. ย 

IMVHO it is always best for the lower side to beat the higher side, Demons games excepted.ย 

6 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Even on crutchesย 

IMVHO it is always best for the lower side to beat the higher side, Demons games excepted.ย 

I believe in bone bruising and will continue to do so until the medical profession is completely overthrown resulting in the execution ofย all doctors and their wholesale replacement withย holistic crystal-lovers.

Come at me!

We weren't second for long.

God Essendrug are woeful it's good to see.


6 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Thank God Essendon are poo again, I was starting to worry. The temporary seat in 2nd was nice, but itโ€™s important that order is restored. We can always pass the Tiges later.

I hope Richmond are aware that this thrashing theyโ€™re dealing out doesnโ€™t count, though.

They are a disgrace they are that bad they should hand over Anzac day and Dream Time to us.

Is anyone else not surprised with how bad the Saints are?ย  I would like to think most could see them falling off a cliff the moment Riewoldt retired.ย  That bloke is a superstar for keeping them competitive over his last few years in the game.ย  They might have kicked a few in junk time but make no mistake, they have 1 win and 1 draw after 11 rounds and look like going nowhere.

Also, thanks to the Drug Cheats for allowing the Tigers to give their percentage a huge boost.ย  Pricks.


10 hours ago, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

When are we going to hear more noise about the free kick differential in Perth particularly west coast currently 25-11 Seems week after week it happensย 

Thereโ€™s been noise about West Coastโ€™s free kick advantage for at least four years. Nobody knows what to do about it.

11 hours ago, bingers said:

The drug cheats are excruciatingly bad. Goddard should retire. I hate Goddard, I hateย the drug cheats, I hate the Toiges. What a crap match. I think I'll do a cryptic crossword.

Mad Dogs on me makes rousing cheer (2-6)

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23 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Mad Dogs on me makes rousing cheer (2-6)

Go Demons!!

ย 

Yes the won again, thisย timeย they limped over the line at home to a struggling Saints.

The big think they achieved is once again they won the free kick count comprehensively at home by 25 to 12, they are simply a juggernaut, itโ€™s amazing such consistency.

Seeing as we're a few hours off game time, here is the best cryptic clue of all time IMO.ย  The answer is a common five letter word.

HIJKLMNO

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