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22 hours ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Some of my tackles probably ended up looking like what you imagine. I’d had half a dozen stubbies before the game! 

As long as he didn’t mess up your hair ?

 

Be careful Colombaris doesn't lose his shlt and punch one of our players in the guts. Small, angry man, that George. Has a history of agro. Would make a good inside mid 

13 hours ago, jackaub said:

Why cant this club stay away fro m this type of  Bu$%*hit  promotion  Adds nothing to the club and diverts attention

Concentrate on Playing and training for the next Game

Carlton will not be easy and we need to put 100 % effort in to beat them

Im sure others have said but filmed months ago ya pelican haha.

I assume this was paid for by iSelect ie assume iSelect sponsor Masterchef. 

 

Not a great fan of Masterchef's hysterionics, but it's great PR for the club. Building a brand, getting new fans on board. Jonesy is a great ambassador 

Edited by Moonshadow

I can’t watch this right now. I’m just gonna record it on IQ and fast forward to all the Melbourne bits later :)


7 minutes ago, layzie said:

I can’t watch this right now. I’m just gonna record it on IQ and fast forward to all the Melbourne bits later :)

It will be a fast watch Layzie!?

Who knew that you could put Mark Neeld's game plan on a plate.

 
23 hours ago, Beetle said:

The episode is airing in conjunction with the game this Sunday and 8th anniversary of this golden turd nugget.

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Yeah phew,

are those old prince park toilets overflowing yet again?


8 minutes ago, doc roet said:

Hope the boys had a few four' n twenties before having to go and eat this bird food.  Bu

 

The lamb rack looked great and id eat that salmon soba noodle salad. Funny how we didn't see the coach. Anyway it wasn't a bad episode. 

40 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

The lamb rack looked great and id eat that salmon soba noodle salad. Funny how we didn't see the coach. Anyway it wasn't a bad episode. 

Bloody ponces?! Instead of a brutal training camp these softies are having dinner in the members.

And and and Goody must have been giving his resignation letter to Bartlett.

Its a bloody tv show. 

People need lives 


12 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Dancing With The Renovating Chefs In The Jungle. On Ice.

Whilst getting married... naked

2 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

As long as he didn’t mess up your hair ?

Then I would’ve kicked him square in the bollocks. 

But seriously, he thought he was Pele but was slow as treacle and a hack kick. 

It was good to see the boys get some exposure on the TV box however that show is absolute poo. Don’t ever deconstruct my dessert and serve it with quinoa. 

this is the kinda [censored] that makes the general public ask if we are getting ahead of ourselves.. who cares about exposure?! get exposure by playing a tough, exciting brand of football!!! jayzus!

1 hour ago, Rocky said:

this is the kinda [censored] that makes the general public ask if we are getting ahead of ourselves.. who cares about exposure?! get exposure by playing a tough, exciting brand of football!!! jayzus!

Who cares what the general public think. And how does appearing on a cooking show make a player get ahead of themselves? I can’t make the connection. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


the connection is, you don't deserve attention until you've earned it. we haven't. and the club seems to intent on pushing the 'image' before we've even got a clear idea of what we are on the field.

Edited by Rocky

6 hours ago, Rocky said:

this is the kinda [censored] that makes the general public ask if we are getting ahead of ourselves.. who cares about exposure?! get exposure by playing a tough, exciting brand of football!!! jayzus!

YES Rocky this was exactly my point

Wasted on some on here couldnt agree more

7 hours ago, Rocky said:

this is the kinda [censored] that makes the general public ask if we are getting ahead of ourselves.. who cares about exposure?! get exposure by playing a tough, exciting brand of football!!! jayzus!

It's all part of the mix 'Rocky'...

As PJ noted when he arrived, we're in the business of football & I'm sure it's not lost on the club that on field performance is the priority.

Things like this give us a bit of profile & after years of being the ugly step sister it's time we stepped out of the shadows & weren't afraid of being relevant in the football world.

Who cares what others think.

Don't be scared of the exposure, revel in it.

Having a strong brand draws sponsors, players & fans.

 

Cant believe some have got themselves all knickery about this.

MasterChef Australia....for the culinary challenged or simply unwashed is about the most watched English language cooking show ..  .in the WORLD !!

Let that sit for a moment....

I repeat...WORLD.

Its audience is measured in 100's of MILLIONS worldwide.

It showcases Melbourne the City...as the beacon and gastrononical capital of Australia.

And so on this show that is very Melbourne....  they have as their ELITE Team of Athletes...the MELBOURNE Football Club.

You can't buy this type of exposure. Is worth its weight in Saffron.

Would make sponsors very happy.

Go Dees


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