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GAME DAY

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2 minutes ago, frankie_d said:

I wonder what the forward line plan was before we were forced to play TMac up front?

I think it was "Trade for a key forward".

 
43 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Is anyone actually going other than the cheer squad?

Yeah my parents and my brother and niece have gone. Caught the train to work and saw quite a few demon fans on the train. So im assuming there will be support there.

 

A mate sent me this.

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9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Normally this is a game eldest lad and I attend. He's a Bomber... :(

Even he can't get interested. 

Sorry we can't meet up

6 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I like that we have three genuine marking forward options.

I reckon Goody will change the game plan up today, now we have 3 talls in the forward line he’ll instruct them to lower their eyes and kick scrubbers along thwith ground (jokes) ?


3 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A mate sent me this.

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Hilarious 

It’s not even fucken ski season .

4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sorry we can't meet up

Had i known Ernest ...

 
4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The last thing I want to do is get offended by a banner, but singling out an opposition player lacks class.

All Class Essendon...all class !!!

4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The last thing I want to do is get offended by a banner, but singling out an opposition player lacks class.

As an aside, one of my most memorable moments at the footy came in 2014 when Salo sank those smug p****s with that late goal.

We had a peanut in our section yelling to the supporters in our section about ski season and assorted stereotypical rubbish while they had control.

It was a pleasure to see him skulk off with his tail between his legs when the siren went.


4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

All Class Essendon...all class !!!

and crass on so many levels

The place is empty. Fair dinkum. Away strip looks good. Hard to be optimistic. 

All class, creating their banner for the purpose of sledging an injured player. 

14 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A mate sent me this.

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Poor.  Having a shot at an injured player.  Lets smash the [censored]

All class Essendon.  

(you pathetic junkies)


So is Daniher playing. 

1 minute ago, frankie_d said:

Harmed hasn't but a target yet. 

?


Out the fkn back... T Mac looks started coming off the back of the square not fwd.

23 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A mate sent me this.

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Someone needs to point out to the dumb morons its still autumn. Obviously they couldn't couldnt come up with anything else

 

Our inability to keep the ball in our fwd is sickening... bring it in high and long.. rebound and straight out ffs.

Our play style lacks identity. How many inside 50s did we have in that 5 minute period?


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