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2.6 in a quarter of a half of football under the roof.

 
 

Yeah we’re garbage. They are going coast to coast with total ease.


Frustrating to watch. We are playing dumb footy.

Were max's 2 behinds he missed easy shots that he should have kicked? I wonder if he has that voice in his head that gives him no confidence 

 

Any chance of hogan marking one?

Every single week I have said it:

You have to start questioning Goodwin.

Three goals this quarter coming from deep in our attack.


Can’t see us winning any games with this coaching group 

Every time the ball goes to Hogan it comes back.

Clog the [censored] corridor. Stop this high press [censored]. Hell revert to flooding or man on man. We will beat no one on current form and gameplan and it’s a pathetic waste of a talented list at present.

I’m furious at how [censored] this team is playing this year. This is a top 4-6 underperforming massively. Disgusting.


I am very very close to walking from this club, not to another but away from the sport. I can not do another rebuild under another coach. 

It’s only eight scoring shots to nine. We are not putting any scoring pressure which makes players out their heads down 

Spargo showing everyone else how it's done 


Just now, Chook said:

Gawn would be a good one to go to for us…if he could kick.

Yes im afraid he now has a permanent yip.  Now we have pretty much no one who is a reliable kick outside of Melk or Kent on a good day.

No front and square play or forward pressure from any of our forwards other than Spargo in his first game.

11 inside 50s for 1.3  this quarter ... can't hit a target coming inside 50 and can't kick a goal to save ourselves.

Spargo the only one scoring in his first game.... horrible

This is meaningless, pointless, total lacking in identify, structure, urgency.

There is no clear objective. A first gamer is schooling our forwards on how to position himself and win the ball.

 

This is a team bereft of confidence.

They are trying to operate under a structure and with a system that is complete rubbish.

We all know that the talent isn't this bad.

No wonder our skills and decision making is poor.

 
1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Makes me sick to watch this. 

Pathetic. 

9 scoring shots to 8.

When will the forward coaches teach goalkicking??

Season over if it wasn’t already, we are a bottom 4 side with no 1st round pick, life is peachy 


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