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My 3 word player analysis V Richmond

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Jones - never stopped trying

Jetta - just a shadow

McDonald - disciplined and impressive

Hibberd - brave but flawed

Oliver - mostly wasted possessions

Salem - soft under pressure

Tyson - missing second half

Hogan - played with heart

Stretch - just a plodder

Brayshaw - just a game

Harmes - continued poor season

Petracca - talents are wasted

Vince - game has passed

Neal-Bullen - irrelevant and fading

Gawn - effective but friendless

Kent - quiet before injury

Lever - 4 solid quarters

Wagner - disappeared after first

Weideman -little to excite

Hunt - continues downward spiral

Garlett - waste of space

Melksham - took his chances

 

 

Edited by joeboy

 

Yep, agree with most of that 'joeboy', pretty fair summation.

I think Oscar was very good again.

Apart from that all I could add is...

MFC - too many passangers

Jetta - something desperately wrong (could hardly raise a trot at one stage, still courageous - anyone know about an injury? Hope it is not accumulated concussions.)

 

Can’t agree except on Tyson for once

Hunt - has mojo back

jetta - back to form

lever - hopeless in first (went on to have best game)


Sorry Joeboy, but if you don't go to the game (as you obviously didn't), then taking pot shots at players for lack of courage (eg: Salem) is weak as [censored]!

30 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - never stopped trying

Jetta - just a shadow

McDonald - disciplined and impressive

Hibberd - brave but flawed

Oliver - mostly wasted possessions

Salem - soft under pressure

Tyson - missing second half

Hogan - played with heart

Stretch - just a plodder

Brayshaw - just a game

Harmes - continued poor season

Petracca - talents are wasted

Vince - game has passed

Neal-Bullen - irrelevant and fading

Gawn - effective but friendless

Kent - quiet before injury

Lever - 4 solid quarters

Wagner - disappeared after first

Weideman -little to excite

Hunt - continues downward spiral

Garlett - waste of space

Melksham - took his chances

 

 

Tyson - one paced mid

Vince - one paced mid

Brayshaw - one paced mid

Neal Bullen - one paced mid

Salem - one paced mid

Harmes - what is he?

Lever - Crows are laughing

 

Garlett - blip on radar

Weideman - showed some thing

Frost - should have played

Hunt - persist with him

Petracca - smashed Trent Cotchin

Petracca - robbed Peter topaypaul

Wagner - no ball security

Stretch - no ball security

Oscar - no ball security

Gawn - all heart today

Hogan - our best forward.

 

Richmond - quick and hard

 

 

 

 
53 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Jones - never stopped trying (Tick)

Jetta - just a shadow (Tick)

McDonald - disciplined and impressive (Tick)

Hibberd - brave but flawed (Tick)

Oliver - mostly wasted possessions (doesn't kill opposition)

Salem - soft under pressure (worth persisting with)

Tyson - missing second half (usual from him)

Hogan - played with heart (continuing impressive development)

Stretch - just a plodder (Tick)

Brayshaw - just a game (in best 22)

Harmes - continued poor season (bathwater problem)

Petracca - talents are wasted (drinking Harmes' bathwater)

Vince - game has passed (better than most)

Neal-Bullen - irrelevant and fading (Did he play?)

Gawn - effective but friendless (His efforts wasted)

Kent - quiet before injury (wasting out time)

Lever - 4 solid quarters (incremental improvement weekly)

Wagner - disappeared after first (wasting our time)

Weideman -little to excite (worth persisting with)

Hunt - continues downward spiral (headless chook . . . quack!)

Garlett - waste of space (really p$ss weak)

Melksham - took his chances (earned pay cheque)

 

32 minutes ago, Deespicable said:

Sorry Joeboy, but if you don't go to the game (as you obviously didn't), then taking pot shots at players for lack of courage (eg: Salem) is weak as [censored]!

Unless joeboy doesn't live close enough to go to the games...?  There are supporters who don't live within striking distance of the 'G.


Thought Weiderman was good for first game since last year, Harmes, ANB and Stretch must be dropped for Pedo, Hannen and Fritsch. Why was Fritsch dropped anyway FFS....main out is Goodwin, can’t coach, we know there’s disunity in there. After the camp debacle, now he’s banished McCartney downstairs WTF is going on???

Weid was one of my highlights and his rucking was pretty good too. 

Gawn needs to calm his farm and stop smashing balls to the opposition goal side. Yes we know you are big and you win lots of hit outs, but just stop. 

Thought Brayshaw was coming in to some form after 1/2 time

Also Lever showed a bit

Hibberd put his body on the line a few times and will be a sore boy tomorrow

Oscar wasn't to bad either

“Garlett - Waste of space”

Haha whoa that’s deep man. But I agree he was nowhere 


1 hour ago, TGR said:

Tyson - one paced mid

Vince - one paced mid

Brayshaw - one paced mid

Neal Bullen - one paced mid

Salem - one paced mid

Harmes - what is he?

Lever - Crows are laughing

 

Garlett - blip on radar

Weideman - showed some thing

Frost - should have played

Hunt - persist with him

Petracca - smashed Trent Cotchin

Petracca - robbed Peter topaypaul

Wagner - no ball security

Stretch - no ball security

Oscar - no ball security

Gawn - all heart today

Hogan - our best forward.

 

Richmond - quick and hard

 

 

 

hogan- stay near goals

 

sick of this midfield experiment [censored], his opponent just runs off him as he is slower than gawn

2 hours ago, Deespicable said:

Sorry Joeboy, but if you don't go to the game (as you obviously didn't), then taking pot shots at players for lack of courage (eg: Salem) is weak as [censored]!

Absolutely agree. What no-one on tv mentioned was that it was slippery. One grab takes were difficult. Many packs. No-one on either side was soft

Lever well played today.

Melksham  Bomber supporters spewing.

Hibberd A A form.

Harmes what the F !

Jones  you were great.

Wagner  I wonder now.

Garlett  were you there?

Gawn  where is Viney?

Petrac  tried very hard

Stretch  i don't know?

OMAC   not loved before ?

             Love you now!

Salem   a witch hunt?

Nibbler   Hello! you there?

 

 


I can't agree with a lot of those calls Joeboy.  Jetta played his best game of the season.  So did Lever, Hunt and Brayshaw.  Hunt faded badly, but Brayshaw had a big second half and looked to be getting his touch and mojo back.  Weideman took four solid marks, laid five tackles and crashed packs all night.  He needs to get his [censored] together when kicking for goal, but overall his game was solid and he showed the work ethic and appetite for a contest that we want to see in a developing KPF.  Like Brayshaw, Oliver really kicked into gear in the second half.  It seems to be his pattern to rack up 20 or so disposals after half time, and he added to that a massive body slam tackle on Dusty Martin.  Can't ask for much more than that. 

I will give you ANB, Stretch and Garlett though.  They were horrible. 

Harmes- dispose straight away

nibbler- squibbed all night

10 hours ago, monoccular said:

Jetta - something desperately wrong (could hardly raise a trot at one stage, still courageous - anyone know about an injury? Hope it is not accumulated concussions.)

Don't think you watched the game. Jetta was excellent even after he was kicked in the ankle, which felled him--yet no free kick. Even commentators saw this one.

 

What about the the coaching Joeboy?  Three word analysis for that?  The players are only following instructions.

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