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Max Gawn's New Goal Kicking Technique

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I was driving past Gosch's and saw Max working on his runup. Managed to sneak a couple of pics. Looks like he's improved it out of sight.

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    What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

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    5 minutes ago, Vagg said:

    What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

    It was one of the Hawthorn coaches. It was a set play. Swung the game. Hes a fair dinkum genius, that Clarkson.

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    Hand pass to the nearest MFC player.

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    29 minutes ago, Vagg said:

    What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

    It was Jack Fitzpatrick. 

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    Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

    It's this simple!!

    Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

    Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

    Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

    It aint that hard!

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    4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

     

    Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

    Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

     

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    1 hour ago, Vagg said:

    What I want to know is who was that dopey fan that Gawny picked out in the crowd, only to jump up and run left just as Max kicked...??!  Needs to be named & shamed, I say!  (And here we were, blaming it all on poor ole Max!  LOL)

    Agree with you, Vagg. Most unfair, infuriatingly rude, inconsiderate and distracting for poor old Max - who was going about an expertise routine against such odds. 

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    10 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

    It's this simple!!

    Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

    Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

    Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

    It aint that hard!

    Can I assume you are 208cm tall? Gawn needs to seriously improve it but I assume the mechanics of kicking at an extremely tall height are not as easy as at others.

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    22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

     

    Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

     

    'Illusionary' is the word you were looking for picket

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    'Illusionary' is the word you were looking for picket

    Yep very funny Moonman love it!

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    4 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    I was driving past Gosch's and saw Max working on his runup. Managed to sneak a couple of pics. Looks like he's improved it out of sight.

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    :o was this at training MR ?  he's changed his spots,,, and the beard's gawn again !

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    32 minutes ago, DV8 said:

    :o was this at training MR ? 

    Pretty sure. There were a bunch of jackals and hyenas just down the road so I knew I was near the Holden centre.

    Also saw Tarzan (Hunt) and a wounded buffalo (Viney). So it had to be Gosch's.

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    11 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Pretty sure. There were a bunch of jackals and hyenas just down the road so I knew I was near the Holden centre.

    no zeebra's?

    Also saw Tarzan (Hunt) and a wounded buffalo (Viney). So it had to be Gosch's.

    LoL... sounds like your out WerriBee.   Heyana's and jackass's ? 

     

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    Hand pass to the nearest MFC player.

    OD have you considered taking on an advisory role under Goody!?

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    9 hours ago, Rusty Nails said:

    OD have you considered taking on an advisory role under Goody!?

    Hmm I might be a little too blunt RN

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Hmm I might be a little too blunt RN

    Im not so sure OD.  You just might sharpen them up!

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    2 hours ago, Nasher said:

    I don’t think Gawn’s sense of humour is why we lost.

    ... it is why some people lose at forums though Nasher!

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    16 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Goal Kicking aint that hard , but as we have seen some players have no idea 

    It's this simple!!

    Take aim for something behind the goals ( The posts have NO relevance)

    Run reasonably straight and kick through the ball.

    Sheeit I used this method and kicked plenty in an Illustrious Career!

    It aint that hard!

    Ah ha~ ! So you are Cale Morton...!!

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    11 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

    Not funny, save the lauhgs and get some ****ing wins.

    Oh lighten up or your body will tense up permanently and shorten your life span, it was funny.

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