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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

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Jetta - invisible and irrelevant 

O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed

Hibberd - continued disappointing season

Vince - steady but slowing

Frost - little to commend

Lewis - a total liability

Gawn - our only winner

Jones - probably broke even

Neal-Bullen - little to commend

Oliver - prolific but ineffective

Melksham - gave us nothing

Hogan - one great quarter

Kent - an impressive game

Bugg - an embarrassing liability

Harmes - slow and ineffective

Lever - continued to disappoint 

Petracca - conditions inhibited performance 

Brayshaw - an impressive return

Fritsch - tried but limited

Garlett - not on field

Wagner - was hardly seen

Salem - never stopped trying

 

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    Omac was fantastic. He was literally the only player who did not panic once. Kudos to him. 

    Lewis needs to retire and Bugg needs to sign a VFL contract. 

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    3 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jetta - invisible and irrelevant 

    O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed

    Hibberd - continued disappointing season

    Vince - steady but slowing

    Frost - little to commend

    Lewis - a total liability

    Gawn - our only winner

    Jones - probably broke even

    Neal-Bullen - little to commend

    Oliver - prolific but ineffective

    Melksham - gave us nothing

    Hogan - one great quarter

    Kent - an impressive game

    Bugg - an embarrassing liability

    Harmes - slow and ineffective

    Lever - continued to disappoint 

    Petracca - conditions inhibited performance 

    Brayshaw - an impressive return

    Fritsch - tried but limited

    Garlett - not on field

    Wagner - was hardly seen

     

    Entire 22- Weak As [censored]

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    Not Good Win

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    Weak as [censored]!!!

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    7 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jetta - invisible and irrelevant 

    O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed

    Hibberd - continued disappointing season

    Vince - steady but slowing

    Frost - little to commend

    Lewis - a total liability

    Gawn - our only winner

    Jones - probably broke even

    Neal-Bullen - little to commend

    Oliver - prolific but ineffective

    Melksham - gave us nothing

    Hogan - one great quarter

    Kent - an impressive game

    Bugg - an embarrassing liability

    Harmes - slow and ineffective

    Lever - continued to disappoint 

    Petracca - conditions inhibited performance 

    Brayshaw - an impressive return

    Fritsch - tried but limited

    Garlett - not on field

    Wagner - was hardly seen

     

     

    Very generous. Started off well but again showed he is limited skill wise. Early in the game had an easy hit up for Hogan and bombed it to no one, just not a one touch player. Seemed to play a lot at half forward, his development is just going around in circles.

     

     

     

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    5 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jetta - invisible and irrelevant [Something is wrong]

    O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed [Tick]

    Hibberd - continued disappointing season [Tick]

    Vince - steady but slowing [Where was leadership?]

    Frost - little to commend [Tick]

    Lewis - a total liability [Leadership my a$#e]

    Gawn - our only winner [Tick]

    Jones - probably broke even [Brilliant tagging job]

    Neal-Bullen - little to commend [Tick]

    Oliver - prolific but ineffective [Tick]

    Melksham - gave us nothing [Tick]

    Hogan - one great quarter [Tick]

    Kent - an impressive game [Still undisciplined player]

    Bugg - an embarrassing liability [Cloke better kick]

    Harmes - slow and ineffective [Out of depth]

    Lever - continued to disappoint [Lost in headlights]

    Petracca - conditions inhibited performance [Doesn't work hard]

    Brayshaw - an impressive return [Will hold spot]

    Fritsch - tried but limited [Did he play?]

    Garlett - not on field  [Tick]

    Wagner - was hardly seen [Dear oh dear]

     

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    Bit harsh on Brayshaw's skill level compared to what else was on display today by MFC. He was far from the worst

    Brayshaw : Showed good signs. Competed

    Melksham : Missed the train

    Harmes : Missed the train

    MFC : Dry Weather "Footballers"

    HFC : Showed what desire can do.

    OMac : Doubters silenced now.

    Hibberd : Confused in his role

    Lever : Should Mark. Spare Defender : Lacking confidence

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    Next week: four changes minimum

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    2 minutes ago, dimmy said:

    Bit harsh on Brayshaw's skill level compared to what else was on display today by MFC. He was far from the worst

    Brayshaw : Showed good signs. Competed

    Melksham : Missed the train

    Harmes : Missed the train

    MFC : Dry Weather "Footballers"

    HFC : Showed what desire can do.

    OMac : Doubters silenced now.

    Hibberd : Confused in his role

    Lever : Should Mark. Spare Defender : Lacking confidence

    It is what it is, but I had hoped for more class from a number 3 draft pick and still hope it will magically change every time he returns to the team.

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    22 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jetta - invisible and irrelevant 

    O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed

    Hibberd - continued disappointing season

    Vince - steady but slowing

    Frost - little to commend

    Lewis - a total liability

    Gawn - our only winner

    Jones - probably broke even

    Neal-Bullen - little to commend

    Oliver - prolific but ineffective

    Melksham - gave us nothing

    Hogan - one great quarter

    Kent - an impressive game

    Bugg - an embarrassing liability

    Harmes - slow and ineffective

    Lever - continued to disappoint 

    Petracca - conditions inhibited performance 

    Brayshaw - an impressive return

    Fritsch - tried but limited

    Garlett - not on field

    Wagner - was hardly seen

    Salem - never stopped trying

     

    Fair enough joeboy

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    36 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jetta - invisible and irrelevant 

    O.McDonald - tried but overwhelmed

    Hibberd - continued disappointing season

    Vince - steady but slowing

    Frost - little to commend

    Lewis - a total liability

    Gawn - our only winner

    Jones - probably broke even

    Neal-Bullen - little to commend

    Oliver - prolific but ineffective

    Melksham - gave us nothing

    Hogan - one great quarter

    Kent - an impressive game

    Bugg - an embarrassing liability

    Harmes - slow and ineffective

    Lever - continued to disappoint 

    Petracca - conditions inhibited performance 

    Brayshaw - an impressive return

    Fritsch - tried but limited

    Garlett - not on field

    Wagner - was hardly seen

    Salem - never stopped trying

     

    Pretty much sums it all up

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    Jordan Lewis - Common Denominator (in past 3 Haw v. Melb games)

    Not only are the recruiters stupid; but most of us supporters are as well.  Will never make one iota of difference with our push from 9-14 to 4-8.  None.  Never would.  Liability in speed....goes to ground.  How many bloody players did O'Meara beat home from the Sicily torp.  He gave 4 of us 10 metres start.  Can't hide Jordan back as the +1 for ever.

     

    Clarkson and Adelaide have played with the Melbourne Football Club in past year or 2.  Combine that with the stupidity of letting Viney return after 2 weeks following PF surgery.....and the Camp fiasco....

     

    This club lacks brains, heart and guts.

     

     

     

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    2 minutes ago, TGR said:

    Jordan Lewis - Common Denominator (in past 3 Haw v. Melb games)

    Not only are the recruiters stupid; but most of us supporters are as well.  Will never make one iota of difference with our push from 9-14 to 4-8.  None.  Never would.  Liability in speed....goes to ground.  How many bloody players did O'Meara beat home from the Sicily torp.  He gave 4 of us 10 metres start.  Can't hide Jordan back as the +1 for ever.

     

    Clarkson and Adelaide have played with the Melbourne Football Club in past year or 2.  Combine that with the stupidity of letting Viney return after 2 weeks following PF surgery.....and the Camp fiasco....

     

    This club lacks brains, heart and guts.

     

     

     

    Lever was side by side in the middle of the ground, then not even in the camera shot by the end. As bad as Hunt was, we need him back with this press.

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    51 minutes ago, Adzman said:

    Next week: four changes minimum

    SIX OR SEVEN CHANGES - AT LEAST

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    1 hour ago, TRIGON said:

    MFC: so poorly drilled 

    Goodwin: Can he coach?

     

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

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    What were Jonesy stats for the last quarter?

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    For the first time in a very long time there is little to be gained from the 3 word analysis. The team was woeful 

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    2 hours ago, Watts the matter said:

     

    Very generous. Started off well but again showed he is limited skill wise. Early in the game had an easy hit up for Hogan and bombed it to no one, just not a one touch player. Seemed to play a lot at half forward, his development is just going around in circles.

     

     

     

    After watching that debacle today the last player I would be questioning is Brayshaw! Not the best for us maybe, made some errors yes but kept battling on and getting a lot right by the way,  while many of his more experienced team mates went missing in action. Can’t make mistakes when you aren’t in the contest, how often have we seen this over the last 12 years. We had quite a few older heads not in the action when needed. I suggest you watch the replay WTM. 

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    Just now, Earl Hood said:

    After watching that debacle today the last player I would be questioning is Brayshaw! Not the best for us maybe, made some errors yes but kept battling on and getting a lot right by the way,  while many of his more experienced team mates went missing in action. Can’t make mistakes when you aren’t in the contest, how often have we seen this over the last 12 years. We had quite a few older heads not in the action when needed. I suggest you watch the replay WTM. 

    Admittedly, my stream was in and out for the second half. I 100% agree there were many worse. It was more of me disagreeing with Joeboys assessment than actually thinking Brayshaw was one of our worst. There was a lot of competition for that. 

    I just wouldn't call that an 'impressive' performance from Brayshaw. He must have had 7 or 8 touches in the first 10 minutes, then faded out of the game. 

    It was a hard day to find a winner for us and tbh I don't think I could sit through a replay of that junk.

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