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GAMEDAY - Round 2

Josh
in Melbourne Demons

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At least Hogan hasnt fallen asleep.

 

This team will never win a thing if they don’t learn to play 4 goddam quarter of football. 

Never. Ever. 

Incredibly disappointing. 

Getting smashed al over the park.

All. Over. The. Park.

Vice captain falls over and fumbles.

captain walks back and kicks down the line to a 3 on 2


Lever can't kick for [censored].

Be nice if we could play 100 minutes every now and again

2 minutes ago, forever demons said:

lever what joke ,over paid muppett, another dawes we bought

Have you watched the whole game? I thought he’s been very good upto the last 5mins

 
1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Because they are not a good team. 

Do this against GWS and we lose by 10+ goals. 

Do this against Geelong, lose by a kick...

I'm seriously considering compiling a series of all the 'score worms' from Melbourne games, to show all of our collected snooze sessions.

Is this the same game we watched in the first two quarters? This has been all Brisbane this quarter.


Surprise, surprise.  The opposition kick a few and get some momentum.  They are an AFL side after all.

Not only that, the umpires are giving them every chance to get back into it.  We go anywhere near them and they're blowing the whistle.

These [censored] umpires.

Cameron bringing them back into it.

 

WAKE UP.


Soft frees r a joke 

Nah that was there. We're giving away lazy free kicks.

Just now, --coach-- said:

Have you watched the whole game? I thought he’s been very good upto the last 5mins

We were good in the first quarters then we went to sleep. Typical goddamn Melbourne. 

Hunt having another stinker. 

Just now, Wiseblood said:

Surprise, surprise.  The opposition kick a few and get some momentum.  They are an AFL side after all.

Not only that, the umpires are giving them every chance to get back into it.  We go anywhere near them and they're blowing the whistle.

It’s more us, we are playing “safe”, dumb football and have stopped.

We're losing the stoppages, they are going harder. We need a steadying goal. Someone step the F--- up!


How about playing four quarters Dees?

Novel idea I realize, but could be useful 

 

This quarter needs to end


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