Jump to content


Recommended Posts

Posted
On 10 September 2016 at 8:44 PM, Nasher said:

Wonder why Gysberts couldn't manage an MFC polo or jacket - he must have had one by then.  An insight in to his idea of professionalism perhaps, or perhaps an insight in to how well (or otherwise) the MFC delivered its expectations of professionalism.  

And Fitzy just... heh.

A bit of both, but what the hell is he holding?

Posted
On 10 September 2016 at 8:31 AM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Jordan+Gysberts+Melbourne+Demons+Trainin

Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

  • Like 4
Posted
10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

When you look at these guys you have to ask yourself if it is reasonable to expect first year players to compete against men at AFL level.

No wonder they need to be rested in their first season

 

  • Like 1
Posted
19 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

When you look at these guys you have to ask yourself if it is reasonable to expect first year players to compete against men at AFL level.

No wonder they need to be rested in their first season

 

3D75A9C7-7D95-46CD-95D6-1215B7E22374_zps

  • Like 2
Posted

All the best to him, and I genuinely hope he does well but if he is not doing that sort of stuff week in week out, they will drop him in a heartbeat. I would rather see the hawks go again (or any of the other team for that matter) rather than GWS, just something about the thought of Tom Scully winning a premiership sends a horrible shiver down my spine... 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

"I hope no one saw me take a [censored] on the bar last night"

  • Like 3
Posted
14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

5kg  x  5  eff me, I do 25kg  x 50 this guy breaks into a sweat opening a bag of chips 

  • Like 1
Posted
6 minutes ago, ManDee said:

5kg  x  5  eff me, I do 25kg  x 50 this guy breaks into a sweat opening a bag of chips 

I still remember someone (not saty I don't think) who, when this photo came out, said "But you don't know how many reps and sets he had done before it!" 

Posted
On 9/10/2016 at 8:42 AM, Cards13 said:

I'm going to start drinking early today after that ET, fark that is horrible.

The 2 at the back look like they just left Revs.

They weren't at my place!

Posted
6 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

They weren't at my place!

Have you checked the beer fridge?

Posted
Just now, ManDee said:

Have you checked the beer fridge?

No they weren't in there. Seriously, I've never met them or had anything to do with them. I'm not that sort of reverend!

Posted
1 minute ago, The Reverend said:

No they weren't in there. Seriously, I've never met them or had anything to do with them. I'm not that sort of reverend!

Are you a guitar?

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

No. I'm about as musical as the Port Adelaide theme song.

I'm sorry, so are you Most, Right or Very. I have ruled out Dodgy as you had nothing to do with those young boys.

Edited by ManDee
typo
Posted
5 hours ago, Mickey said:

I still remember someone (not saty I don't think) who, when this photo came out, said "But you don't know how many reps and sets he had done before it!" 

No you are correct, that wasn't me chap, I was actually horrified when I first met Gysberts, I was in my late 50's by then and had bigger biceps, gone to seed with semi retirement now sadly

  • Like 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

No you are correct, that wasn't me chap, I was actually horrified when I first met Gysberts, I was in my late 50's by then and had bigger biceps, gone to seed with semi retirement now sadly

I knew it wasn't you and wanted to head off the 'must have been saty' brigade. 

Gysberts could have been a good footballer, if he had the drive. Would love Viney at Gysberts height

Posted
On 12 September 2016 at 4:10 PM, Moonshadow said:

Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

And two of them are still playing finals !! 

On 12 September 2016 at 7:15 PM, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

What, do you reckon Beamer is thinking (in the background)??  Did he do a lot of thinking?

Posted
4 hours ago, hells bells said:

I stand by my theory that no team will win a final with Jack Fitzpatrick playing.

He wasn't their worst.

Posted
4 hours ago, hells bells said:

I stand by my theory that no team will win a final with Jack Fitzpatrick playing.

Bit harsh on him. Wasn't too bad at all tonight. Got monsterd in the ruck by Roughead but around ground he was surprisingly calm.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    THE ACCIDENTAL DEMONS by The Oracle

    In the space of eight days, the Melbourne Football Club’s plans for the coming year were turned upside down by two season-ending injuries to players who were contending strongly for places in its opening round match against the GWS Giants. Shane McAdam was first player to go down with injury when he ruptured an Achilles tendon at Friday afternoon training, a week before the cut-off date for the AFL’s pre-season supplemental selection period (“SSP”). McAdam was beginning to get some real mom

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Special Features

    PREGAME: Practice Match vs Fremantle

    The Demons hit the road for what will be their first of 8 interstate trips this year when they play their final practice match before the 2025 AFL Premiership Season against the Fremantle Dockers in Perth on Sunday, 2nd March @ 6:10pm (AEDT). 2025 AAMI Community Series Sun Mar 2 Fremantle v Melbourne, Rushton Oval, Mandurah, 3.10pm AWST (6.10pm AEDT)

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 94

    RETURN TO NORMAL by Whispering Jack

    One of my prized possessions is a framed, autographed guernsey bearing the number 31 worn by my childhood hero, Melbourne’s champion six time premiership player Ronald Dale Barassi who passed away on 16 September 2023, aged 87. The former captain who went on to a successful coaching career, mainly with other clubs, came back to the fold in his later years as a staunch Demon supporter who often sat across the way from me in the Northern Stand of the MCG cheering on the team. Barassi died the

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports

    PODCAST: Match SIM vs North Melbourne

    Join us LIVE on Monday night at 8:30pm—note that this special time is just for this week due to prior commitments. We'll break down the Match SIM against North Melbourne and wrap up the preseason with insights into training and our latest recruits. I apologize for skipping our annual season review show at the end of last season. After a disapponting season filled with off-field antics and a heated trade week, I needed a break. Thankfully, the offseason has recharged me, and I’m back—ready t

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 42

    GAMEDAY: Match SIM vs North Melbourne

    After an agonizingly long off-season the 2025 AFL Premiership Season is almost upon us and the Demons have their first practice hit out against the Kangaroos in a match simulation out at Arden Street. The Demons will take on the Kangaroos in match simulation play, starting from 10am AEDT and broadcast live on Foxtel and Kayo. The play start time was brought forward from the initial 11am bounce, due to the high temperatures forecast.  The match sim will consist of four 25-minute qu

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 465

    TRAINING: Friday 21st February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers beat the Friday heat to bring you their observations from this morning's Captain's Run out at Gosch's Paddock in the lead up to their first hit out in a Practice Match tomorrow against the Kangaroos. TRAVY14'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS On the park: Trac Spargo Gawn Viney Langdon May Fritsch Salem Henderson Rehab: McVee (updated to include Melk, Kolt, AMW and Kentfield) Spoke to "Gus" the trainer, he said these are the guys no

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    TRAINING: Wednesday 19th February 2025

    Demonlander The Analyser was the sole Trackwatcher out at Casey Fields today to bring you the following observations from this mornings preseason training session. Training  was at Casey today. It consisted of a match simulation for one half  and then a free choice activity time. Activities included kicking for goal,  aerial , contest work etc. I noticed the following players not in match simulation Jack Viney  running laps and looks fine for round one . I think Kolt looks like he’s im

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports 1

    TRAINING: Monday 17th February 2025

    Demonland Trackwatchers were on hand at Monday morning's preseason training at Gosch's Paddock to bring you their brief observations of the session. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S PRESEASON TRAINING OBSERVATIONS Gentle flush session at Gosch's this morning. Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars) McVee, McAdam. Rehabbing: Great to see Kentfield back (much slimmer), walking with Tholstrup, TMac (suspect just a management thing), Viney (still being cautious with that rib cartilage?), Melksham (

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports

    MATCH SIM: Friday 14th February 2025

    A couple of Demonland Trackwatchers made their way out to Casey Field's for the Melbourne Football Club's Family Series day to bring you their observations on the Match Simulation. HARVEY WALLBANGER'S MATCH SIMULATION OBSERVATIONS Absent: May, Pickett (All Stars), McVee, Windor, Kentfield, Mentha Present but not playing: Petracca, Viney, Spargo, Tholstrup, Melksham Starting Blue 18 (+ just 2 interchange): B: Petty, TMac, Lever, Howes, Bowey Salem M: Gawn, Oliver, La

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Training Reports
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!

×
×
  • Create New...