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Satyricon being "lippy":

"Fine handball old chap! Even though you're an opposition player I respect you as a human being and admire your skill to execute that handball."

"Favourite teammate number 3, I'm not sure if the turn or your guns blinded my 6th favourite opposition player, but it was a jolly good turn indeed!"

To the crowd: "Leave these men alone! Don't you know they have feelings? How many games have you played? Why do you come here if you're going to be mean? You should be approaching these players and engaging them in what you think is pleasant small talk!"

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4 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Satyricon being "lippy":

"Fine handball old chap! Even though you're an opposition player I respect you as a human being and admire your skill to execute that handball."

"Favourite teammate number 3, I'm not sure if the turn or your guns blinded my 6th favourite opposition player, but it was a jolly good turn indeed!"

To the crowd: "Leave these men alone! Don't you know they have feelings? How many games have you played? Why do you come here if you're going to be mean? You should be approaching these players and engaging them in what you think is pleasant small talk!"

Nah chap, Liverpudlian, sledging is regarded as an art form, but only when you are on the field actually participating

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40 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Satyricon being "lippy":

"Fine handball old chap! Even though you're an opposition player I respect you as a human being and admire your skill to execute that handball."

"Favourite teammate number 3, I'm not sure if the turn or your guns blinded my 6th favourite opposition player, but it was a jolly good turn indeed!"

To the crowd: "Leave these men alone! Don't you know they have feelings? How many games have you played? Why do you come here if you're going to be mean? You should be approaching these players and engaging them in what you think is pleasant small talk!"

Post of 2016 so far

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Just now, Satyriconhome said:

It does show what a fine human being I am SWYL, mildly humorous as well, you do have an issue with me, perhaps you should see someone

Satyr there are a lot of people i have seen, but not one of them was you

now toddle off and have a cuppa tea with Boomer

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2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Satyr there are a lot of people i have seen, but not one of them was you

now toddle off and have a cuppa tea with Boomer

I was talking about maybe a couch, a darkened room, a bit of regression therapy, there is a reason in there somewhere....

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He is a little rat.

I see that he had a crack at clubs for 'tanking', naming Richmond in the process, who are furious and are contemplating taking it further.  This is after he wrote rumours about Carey that were totally unfounded.

If he has to retract any further statements from his autobiography then it will be a short book.

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6 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

He is a little rat.

I see that he had a crack at clubs for 'tanking', naming Richmond in the process, who are furious and are contemplating taking it further.  This is after he wrote rumours about Carey that were totally unfounded.

If he has to retract any further statements from his autobiography then it will be a short book.

I had a look at the book, looks like it was rushed out to coincide with the record breaking game, with very little quality control, and I think little input from Boomer,  I agree with you, there will be people scouring it now, unfortunately on the flip side may mean more sales

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14 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

He is a little rat.

I see that he had a crack at clubs for 'tanking', naming Richmond in the process, who are furious and are contemplating taking it further.  This is after he wrote rumours about Carey that were totally unfounded.

If he has to retract any further statements from his autobiography then it will be a short book.

Hahaha Boomers Book

What a fascinating read...

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It's pretty obvious he just inserted outright lies in his book to generate publicity which = sales.

Nobody will give two shits about this little rat once he retires, and he will be remembered for the sniping, pathetic, whinging, selfish [censored] he is.

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No publisher will allow a biography to go out these days without any sensational or salacious stuff especially about a boring footballer like  Boomer. What can one write about him? His diet, clean habits, hard training and work ethic? Outside of footy there is likely not much else remarkable about his life. All a big yawn. Even Marilyn Monroe's biographer had to make up up stuff about her to make her biography more saleable. 

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Just now, Satyriconhome said:

I've seen that film   the actual script......."hey dudes, it's that tour group from Demonland just walking in"

No! That's the players when they see you walking in the room.

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10 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Yes but I least I acknowledge it, it relieves stress, that is what we are talking about  you should know     freehand or machinre assisted      or are we talking caber or pizza

FFS Saty, I'll toss pancakes if required then I'll pass the hat around to get you back on that plane. Leave the blonde behind.

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