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GAMEDAY - Round 17

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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So many retards on our team... I don't give a toss if it's politically incorrect or insensitive but there is no other word for it... 

White and Grimes are traded for sure

 

our midfield is putrid

We are too soft, just don't want it bad enough.

 

Scoreboard flattering us 

1 minute ago, Die Hard Demon said:

saints are a sh*t team. we make them look like world beaters 

What are we? 


When they tackle, they hold us to the ground once we've got rid of the ball so we can't get to the next contest.

We give them a friendly brush over the shoulder and stand aside so they get to the next contest.

That's not "better". That's just less DUMB.

That's Game.

We were 5 points down when Maxxy got a free kick and gave it to Watts to go inside 50. From that moment on we have been putrid and a disgrace. Ball just leaves our 50 way too easily and somehow the players just still don't seem to work hard enough at Etihad.

 

Our tackling needs a lot of work


Mitch White the answer off half back? 

Looks very average.

3 minutes ago, Max_well58 said:

I've seen everyone in our backline bar TMac be blown off the ball like an u12 kid 

Simply can't play Wagner and White in the same back line. Add Grimes and you have a recipe for disaster. Shows the need for Hibberd

Just now, Webber said:

What are we? 

An even more pungent shlt !!


2 minutes ago, stuie said:

Assuming that will be your last comment ever here then. Bye Ethan.

 

You really don't have any interest in the game, do you? The Demonland version of an ambulance chaser.

Dear coaching staff and leadership group,

If you get beaten by the same team, on the same ground, in the same way twice in a season with essentially the same team - it's on you and you need to never, ever let it happen again.

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm done with this pathetic excuse of a football club. 

I think you say this every loss...I feel you pain.

Just now, Return to Glory said:

You really don't have any interest in the game, do you? The Demonland version of an ambulance chaser.

Sorry mate, but I have zero sympathy for Ethan who has consistently followed me around here making troll replies.

 

ughhhhhhhhhh absolute disgrace. refuse to man up on the same players that kill us every time. legit team of brick heads


Rawlings needs a slap. Can't once remember our back line threatening the scoreboard like St Kildas has today.

Just now, S.R.J said:

I think you say this every loss...I feel you pain.

Only three times this season so far. 

 

When they get tackled, they put it on the boot and get it moving forward. When we get tackled, we handball...

We have no system at stoppages. Gawn just hits it & 3 dive on the ball. That's not a system.

Every other team has a system. One goes for the ball, the other two wait for the give.

Dumb.

This is a team we should beat every time.

 


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