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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway it's about time for my old drinking mate Stuie to weigh in about derailing threads!

He probably wouldn't need to if you didn't bait him so often

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8 hours ago, Jaded said:

Is it too early to open the bottle of red I got on standby for tonight?

Am anything but confident. 

Is this a rhetorical question or a ridiculous question?? 

Hide the car keys and the shotgun and have a second bottle of wine ready for the second half. 

Enjoy ( both the game and the wine) 

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19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell her she will get a jolly good flogging if she doesn't hand it over!

That's your answer to everything Bitter!

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

You're behind the times faulty!! Stu and I are mates. In fact Stu will be taking me to Bible Class tomorrow morning.

Is talking about him incessantly considered by the law to be a breach of restraining order?

 

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me!! That used to be one tough pub! I got a hiding there about 40 years ago for refusing to buy a ticket in the raffle!

Mate of mine got his throat slashed and the only reason he did not die wass because he was absolutely pisharted and so his blood pressure was low. Nasty place in the 60s and 70s. 

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

So???

Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.

Then again, my argument is based on the assumption that the floggings don't work. Do they?

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 BTW, BBO where is Biffen? (Some serious alliteration in that question). Is he on another holiday from here?

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Just now, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting the same results.

Then again, my argument is based on the assumption that the floggings don't work. Do they?

Well Col it's all a matter of perspective - ie whether you're the flogger or the flogee!

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7 minutes ago, Samael said:

Mate of mine got his throat slashed and the only reason he did not die wass because he was absolutely pisharted and so his blood pressure was low. Nasty place in the 60s and 70s. 

It wasn't the ideal place for a pleasant family dinner.

Dunno if it's any better these days.

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It wasn't the ideal place for a pleasant family dinner.

Dunno if it's any better these days.

Pokie joint. Probably not but has a fancy (carpet on the floor instead of saw dust real cutley instead of pies in a bad and chiko rolls) eating area and a kids playground.

        

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