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Welcome to Demonland: Kalani White

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2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Glad im not the only one that sees this..

I don’t think it’s intentional. He is just a proud dad boasting about his son.  9/10 fathers would do this to some extent. 

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    39 minutes ago, CYB said:

    I don’t think it’s intentional. He is just a proud dad boasting about his son.  9/10 fathers would do this to some extent. 

    I wasn't suggesting it was intentional. That's the problem really. The lack of self awareness. 

    Anyway, I loved Jeff as a player and I don't know the intricacies of the situation, so I'll leave it there.

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    4 hours ago, A F said:

    Gee, I hope I don't pressure my son like this...

    Hope the kid finds an independent player manager in due course

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    5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    i can almost hear der-wayne now: "kalani to kynan to kozi for goal! it's the kkk in action!"

    ...stunned silence follows...

    Do you reckon we can get Dwayne fired for this hypothetical oblique future racist reference?

    THIS IS WHAT CANCEL CULTURE IS FOR, PEOPLE!

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    On 5/31/2022 at 10:50 PM, Redleg said:

    He is really starting to look like his dad.

    Good on Jeff for highlighting his son's credits and the teams he has been in. 

    Perhdps a photo of the team instead could be another idea 

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    To keep everyone updated, Kalani White is currently representing Queensland in the under 15's National AFL Championships here in Lavington. 

    The Queensland team played their first game against Victoria which Kalani played in and had another game against today against ACT. I was hoping to head down to the 1pm game today to watch but couldn't get out of a work meeting.

    Lavi is only a 10 minute drive from my area so I'm hoping to head down on Wednesday to watch against South Australia in the 10am game.

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    Just a side note, young Kalani gets involved on multiple Melbourne Demons Instagram pages and gets stuck into trolls bagging the club. It’s brilliant to see he is passionate and loves the MFC

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    44 minutes ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

    Just a side note, young Kalani gets involved on multiple Melbourne Demons Instagram pages and gets stuck into trolls bagging the club. It’s brilliant to see he is passionate and loves the MFC

    I love this. Doubt we don’t get him to the club if he’s good. Seems a mad Dees man like his dad. 
    If he’s half as good we would have done well!

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    44 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I love this. Doubt we don’t get him to the club if he’s good. Seems a mad Dees man like his dad. 
    If he’s half as good we would have done well!

    My understanding is that so far he's shown to be a high end talent. Still a lot of water to go under the bridge until draft time, but from what one our development coaches told me today (Murray Bushrangers), he played a pretty impressive game yesterday in the ruck and was jumping all over his opponent in the ruck.

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    On 7/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, whatwhat say what said:

    i can almost hear der-wayne now: "kalani to kynan to kozi for goal! it's the kkk in action!"

    ...stunned silence follows...

     

    On 7/19/2022 at 11:18 PM, rpfc said:

    Do you reckon we can get Dwayne fired for this hypothetical oblique future racist reference?

    THIS IS WHAT CANCEL CULTURE IS FOR, PEOPLE!

    I think we can be cautious and wait until he comes out with 'White to Brown to black' and then really unload on him. I'm taking odds on it happening.

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    13 minutes ago, The Jackson 6 said:

    Sheeeesh, kid is BIG

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    Watched him last month at Lavington in the under 15's championships for Queensland.

    Was able to get up front and close. I would estimate he is around the 198cm mark? Was easily the tallest on the field by a fair margin. 

     

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    44 minutes ago, The Jackson 6 said:

    Sheeeesh, kid is BIG

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    The scary thing is there is probably more growth in him!

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    Don’t say a word about him, or some on here will slam you.

    While you are at it don’t mention Kynan Brown or any other possible future father/son.

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    1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Watched him last month at Lavington in the under 15's championships for Queensland.

    Was able to get up front and close. I would estimate he is around the 198cm mark? Was easily the tallest on the field by a fair margin. 

     

    Did he impress? He looked pretty coordinated and athletic is some of the vision from last years grand final. 

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    He's a very tall kid and looks a talented athlete. Loves the Dees! He'll likely be a father-son draftee if he sticks with footy as a career. Best of luck to him and hope he doesn't feel too much pressure!

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    34 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    He's a very tall kid and looks a talented athlete. Loves the Dees! He'll likely be a father-son draftee if he sticks with footy as a career. Best of luck to him and hope he doesn't feel too much pressure!

    and looks like there's 2 more cooking

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    2 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Does Neita have kids?

    Pretty sure he has a daughter

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Don’t say a word about him, or some on here will slam you.

    While you are at it don’t mention Kynan Brown or any other possible future father/son.

    Wise. 

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    58 minutes ago, Mickey said:

    Pretty sure he has a daughter

    We do have a woman’s team.

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