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Posted
4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

mods, i think it appropriate that this thread has the title changed to "die Bomber Schweizer abenteuer"

Not without offending the Swiss court with such bad German.

Posted

See Slobbo has got Heppell a gig on AFL 360 while he is suspended. Jobs for the boys isn't confined to politics. Surprised Gerard Whately would have anything to do with it.

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Silence of the Lambs

Welcome to 360 Hepps . . Bleat! We is innocent! . .  Bleat! Hirdy was a great coach! . . Bleat! We was sacrificed for the good of world sport! . . Bleat! Bleat! Bleat!

GMAFB!!!!!!!!! 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Dr John Dee said:

Not without offending the Swiss court with such bad German.

Swiss aren't exactly known for the perfect Deutsch.... Ask the Germans lol

In German thinking there's High German, Low German and Lazy German....guess who that's aimed at ? ;)

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Posted
15 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Swiss aren't exactly known for the perfect Deutsch.... Ask the Germans lol

In German thinking there's High German, Low German and Lazy German....guess who that's aimed at ? ;)

seems some mod had to correct the english title of this thread today.......LOL

Posted
2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Swiss aren't exactly known for the perfect Deutsch.... Ask the Germans lol

In German thinking there's High German, Low German and Lazy German....guess who that's aimed at ? ;)

Lazy German? You mean the stuff that relies on Google Translate?

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Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

Lazy German? You mean the stuff that relies on Google Translate?

Nein

Other than the locality of dialects , there are the 'different' Germans, sort of. There is High  German.; the formal German used in Education, documents , Law etc etc.. Then there's standard ( low ) German. Day to day German  and can vary a bit upon region. Then there is what the Germans like to call Lazy Deutsch... Here they invariably refer to what the Austrians and Swiss do to the mother tongue !! lol  Is a little how the French perceive Canadian French  (or rather Francais Canadiens !! ) :)

 

( possibly  FATHER tongue  !! :unsure: :rolleyes:)

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Posted
2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Nein

Other than the locality of dialects , there are the 'different' Germans, sort of. There is High  German.; the formal German used in Education, documents , Law etc etc.. Then there's standard ( low ) German. Day to day German  and can vary a bit upon region. Then there is what the Germans like to call Lazy Deutsch... Here they invariably refer to what the Austrians and Swiss do to the mother tongue !! lol  Is a little how the French perceive Canadian French  (or rather Francais Canadiens !! ) :)

All true. I was just extending the range of torpitude to certain Australian locations.

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Posted
3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Nein

Worth following on Twitter, though he seems to be oblivious to the Essendon situation.

Posted
4 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

All true. I was just extending the range of torpitude to certain Australian locations.

Is that Bogan German? Or perhaps der Doofuss Deutsch? :):lol:

Posted
8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Nein

Other than the locality of dialects , there are the 'different' Germans, sort of. There is High  German.; the formal German used in Education, documents , Law etc etc.. Then there's standard ( low ) German. Day to day German  and can vary a bit upon region. Then there is what the Germans like to call Lazy Deutsch... Here they invariably refer to what the Austrians and Swiss do to the mother tongue !! lol  Is a little how the French perceive Canadian French  (or rather Francais Canadiens !! ) :)

 

( possibly  FATHER tongue  !! :unsure: :rolleyes:)

Then there's "Kinderdeutsch". Which is Dutch.

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Posted (edited)

An interesting article about the CAS decision and why the players could not get a 'no significant fault' discount' ie to do so you need to admit it got into your system, which the players vehemently chose not to do. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/bombers-case-lowers-bar-for-guilty-verdict-says-athletes-advocate/news-story/e84c28265b4b4d984309394ea5c5199e

The article (inadvertently) highlights another epic fail by the player's legal team:  'The dissenting panelist is ­believed to be...appointed by the players to hear the case'.  Mr Jacobs, who has argued more than 35 cases before CAS said. “It is three arbitrators and it is generally a majority rule. So you can pick someone that you are very confident is going to go your way but, unless that person is going to be able to persuasively argue to the other arbitrators and have credibility, it is not going to help you in the long run.’’ 

This suggests the legal team again failed to understand the subtleties of how the CAS arbitration system actually works in practice.  

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They thought they clever arming themselves with Swiss army knives..... Alas it was the shootout at the 'you're not OK ' corral !!

Their Legal advice was and still is 'out of it's depth '

Posted
1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

They thought they clever arming themselves with Swiss army knives..... Alas it was the shootout at the 'you're not OK ' corral !!

Their Legal advice was and still is 'out of it's depth '

Here is one of them at work

ambulance-chaser_1407.jpg

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Posted
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Here is one of them at work

ambulance-chaser_1407.jpg

And here's one at play.

money damn make it rain rich rich gang

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Senator pushing for review of ASADA. 

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendon-saga-senator-john-madigan-wants-confidential-documents-released-20160223-gn0z12.html

Sounds to me very much like he has accepted the ramblings of the donkey!

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, Chris said:

Senator pushing for review of ASADA. 

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendon-saga-senator-john-madigan-wants-confidential-documents-released-20160223-gn0z12.html

Sounds to me very much like he has accepted the ramblings of the donkey!

Well when trying to display that you're a gigantic Ass !!

Lets play spot the fwit of the moment....... your go !! :roos:

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Posted
23 hours ago, chook fowler said:

See Slobbo has got Heppell a gig on AFL 360 while he is suspended. Jobs for the boys isn't confined to politics. Surprised Gerard Whately would have anything to do with it.

Surely this would require AFL media accreditation which the AFL could not provide to a suspended player? 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Well when trying to display that you're a gigantic Ass !!

Lets play spot the fwit of the moment....... your go !! :roos:

Don't start that, we will be here for days going through all the fwits that have emerged from this debacle. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Chris said:

Don't start that, we will be here for days going through all the fwits that have emerged from this debacle. 

I did say...."moment" :rolleyes:

Posted
1 minute ago, deanox said:

Surely this would require AFL media accreditation which the AFL could not provide to a suspended player? 

plus the fact that foxtel is one of the afl's chief sources of revenue 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

plus the fact that foxtel is one of the afl's chief sources of revenue 

nothing compromised about this sport....no no NO !!

Posted
2 hours ago, Chris said:

Senator pushing for review of ASADA. 

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendon-saga-senator-john-madigan-wants-confidential-documents-released-20160223-gn0z12.html

Sounds to me very much like he has accepted the ramblings of the donkey!

I agree with this guy. justice has not been served here!

They all should be serving a two year ban and not just ten months.

 

 

 

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