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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - CLAYTON OLIVER

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Brett Anderson just tweeted me back an emphatic Oliver to go at 3/4 to Dee's. Looks like that ones a given. Question now turns to 7

 
 

If we take Oliver I'll be a bit smug because as soon as I saw his highlights (I know it's hard to read a lot into them) I rated him highly.

We all will.

As if we were the only one who did.


The difference is when I saw his highlights he wasn't rated a top pick.

Is that a difference?

I think most people thought the same.

Still find all this last minute interest in Oliver really unusual. Have to wonder if this is some kind of plan from Essendon.

Mark Neeld would want Parish over Ollie wouldn't he

 

not sure if already mentioned, but oliver actually has a persistent/chronic groin issue and didn't train much his year, as in he just rocked up to games and played. (three of my mates who are getting drafted next year who play against and with him told me this).

A bit risky imo

I don't think AFL App is showing :(


The difference is when I saw his highlights he wasn't rated a top pick.

Don't forget I agreed with you soon after...

not sure if already mentioned, but oliver actually has a persistent/chronic groin issue and didn't train much his year, as in he just rocked up to games and played. (three of my mates who are getting drafted next year who play against and with him told me this).

A bit risky imo

He has been doing a pre season program given to him by the bushies and one on one work with a personal trainer aswell.

His body is injury free.

Still find all this last minute interest in Oliver really unusual. Have to wonder if this is some kind of plan from Essendon.

The suggestion that our interest in and decision to select a particular player in the National Draft being dictated by another club is absurd in the extreme.

Let me ask you this, what plans have Melbourne made for other clubs to select which players?


Olisik just had one of the all time great orgasms. Well done son.

Oh, and welcome Clayton. I reckon you'll be a gem!

alright lets hope this pick works out. SEN said his mum is in tears. I hope thats because her son got drafted and not because melbourne got him.

Looking forward to seeing what this kid can do.


Welcome Clayton looking forward to explosions in the middle.

His mum was on telly in tears..

 

How long until there is a thread saying we should have drafted Darcy Parish? Too soon?

I was thinking of starting tonight

Welcome to Melbourne Clayton

I look forward to 10 years of Oliver vs Parish threads

Buckle up kid, and whatever you do stay away from Demonland


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