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Petraccattack - back on the paddock

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He is a solid unit

i'll say. looking at that i was thinking, sheesh hogan has put on a lot of weight overnight, then i realised it was petracattack

 

seriously that nickname is a bit daft, what is he an indie rock band?


He is a solid unit

His legs.

You could tell me he was a rugby player and I wouldn't blink.

seriously that nickname is a bit daft, what is he an indie rock band?

hh came up with it and insisted it would catch on.

He may actually turn out to be right, which is cause for some despair.

Was he kicking with Trenners?

 

Would love to see someone get sandwich tackled by Petracca and Vanders at the opening bounce of game 1 next year.

They'd be out for weeks.

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Would love to see someone get sandwich tackled by Petracca and Vanders at the opening bounce of game 1 next year.

They'd be out for weeks.

I hope you are referring to the player being tackled


Lets hope he plays better than Tapscott, looks a similar shape!

Geez the kid is built like a brick shithouse

I hope you are referring to the player being tackled

Of course.

Monster unit, might need to lay off mums lasagne over preseason though


Wow i thought he was about half that size...He could cause absolute havoc inside the midfield....Could be the size of Cameron Ling in a few seasons!!

Wow i thought he was about half that size...He could cause absolute havoc inside the midfield....Could be the size of Cameron Ling in a few seasons!!

he's already bigger than lingy

hmmm, don't want to rain on any parade, and maybe I am displaying the wrong aspect ratio on that video, but the bloke in that looks too fat to be an AFL player.

His rrrse is bigger than my mother in law's! (and that's saying something)

Two points

1. He's almost certainly carrying a bit of extra weight due lack of hard running while recovering but he is a solid lad.

2. What sort of a sicko pervs on their Mother in law?


?? Wasn't there a vid earlier on the year where he was doing inside drills and looked fit as? Doubt he has stacked on kegs since.

Was he kicking with Trenners?

Trengove was doing laps early before the rest of the team came out.Petracca was doing laps too and a bit of kicking and short sprints.

I was watching him run by as he was doing a few laps this morning.I actually thought he looks fit,I think people are mistaking muscle for fat.His legs,chest,shoulders and arms are huge and his waist doesn't show any signs of fat.I wasn't looking at his arse so I can't comment on that.

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Lmao at all the fat claims..

Go and watch Trengove instagram video and you will see there is not one ounce of fat in the kid. He is just naturally a ball of muscle.


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