(safe predictions placed in bold text will not be accepted)

There goes my idea...

Satyriconhome learns the definition of 'irony'.

Something to do with creases and clothes isn't it?

Something to do with creases and clothes isn't it?

well played sir!

JW plays in the ruck and achieves the impossible,played in every position on the ground.

Nobody in football has achieved this feat as yet.

demonland wins walkley award for most informative and balanced social media site

demonland wins walkley award for most informative and balanced social media site

Parallel universe finally discovered - Red Dwarf like

Edited July 15, 201411 yr by Satyriconhome

Tapscot will improve to the point of remaining on the list.

Dee's will kick 100 points in a game (this could be literal or figurative).

Dunn to make the all Australian Squad if he remains in the backline

N Jones to win the Brownlow.

Hogan to only kick a couple of goals on debut, and demonland will go into a meltdown about what such a poor trade it was, or decision to extend his contract.

And I would like to see J McDonald announced as the coach in waiting or senior assistant to Kirk!

Jack Grimes will get dropped to the reserves.

Amazing ...

James Frawley resigns with MFC

Sam Blease stars in the last 4 weeks and stays on the list

Rohan Bail plays 1 more good game this year (already reached 2 good games)

Mfc scores over 100 points in a game

MFC wins a game at Etihad

Mfc gets within 10 goals of Hawthorn

Mfc gets an armchair ride from the umps in any game

We have any player crumb a pack within the fwd 50 & goal

Jack watts and Jimmy toumpas have 20 contested possessions and 10 tackles each in a game

Jack Watts announces his retirement from football to start a career in the priesthood

"i've come to a crossroad in my life where i have chosen to mend peoples' souls rather than breaking their bones" he said

when asked for comment paul roos was lost for words

We trade Viney and pick 2 for Tom Scully and Josh Hunt.

Demons offer up first pick in draft for trade..

Jack watts and Jimmy toumpas have 20 contested possessions and 10 tackles each in a game

Now you are being silly

James Frawley signs on for 4 more years. Now that's bold.

We will beat Port.

Frawley leaves,

Demons delist 6 players

Offer Dangerfield captaincy - offer up both Toumpas and Trengove in deal

Target Swans players - Mitchell & B.Jack

Melbourne score 100 points in a game

Dom Tyson changes his name by deed poll to Tom Dyson.

Peter Jackson convinces the AFL to not schedule us to play any games at Etihad or any 4.40pm Sunday games in 2015.

We are scheduled to play most of our 2015 MCG games of a Friday night or Saturday.

The MCC (one of our most important shareholders) tells the AFL that Collingwood is no longer welcome at the MCG.

Collingwood gets allocated our Sunday twilight and Etihad games (and McGuire gets committed)!

Edited July 15, 201411 yr by CBDees

Scully stays in the red and blue

And Barassi and Norm Smith too...

Not sure if anyone's mentioned this one already
But would love to receive a Rising Star Nomination for one of the kids - something to hang our hats on.

Feels like a looooooong time since we've had one?

We go coast to coast resulting in a goal from a kick in

Melbourne score 100 points in a game

Don't be silly!

We play Port Adelaide into hot form this Sunday.