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DemonFrog   1,347

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Given your contacts DF, perhaps you could organise some sponsorship from Thetans inc.

We need to purge MessyDrugs from a plague of Thetans BBO, are you up for it?

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Dee Fan
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Probably the previous school holidays.

Chook
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A merger between the Melbourne Demons and the Western Bulldogs in which both teams' lists are combined would make for a pretty good side. Of course the obvious name for such a team would be the Melbou

mdemonski2
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Let's merge with essendon. We can call the new team, the Melbourne Demons and use a red and blue strip. Sounds only fair.

DemonFrog Trident

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Explains a lot Toady. Hope the counselling is going well.

I feel you need an audit done on you Moonie

For a small fee of $400K I could resolve many of your issues.

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The things i would do to see us become successful... ID probably buy a membership if we merged

You are yet to provide us with the source of your merge rumour...zero credibility, so I doubt you have any interest in the success of the club other than your interest in trolling.

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the op has distinguished himself by his absence

so can someone explain the 55 posts to date?

The OP posted just above (Household Demon); but apart from that DC, you know we all love the sound of our own keyboards :-)

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The OP posted just above (Household Demon); but apart from that DC, you know we all love the sound of our own keyboards :-)

oh, so he did.....missed that profound addendum to his op

carry on keyboarding (but quietly please as my better half has retired to sleep)

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Correct but I think DC is at least a recreational user , therefore his reality is a little slippery. Biffen, as his supplier could confirm this.

This should be moved to the Cialis tablets thread.

I think DC would get more of a rise out of it .

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Why are we indulging this crap?

That why people should say NO to drugs OD.

It sees there be a lot going around lately.

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Wilson7 Redleg

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God i hope not.

Was laughed at when i opened this thread.. can confirm we are being thrown up as a potential Tasmanian relocation

Tassie Devils we would turn into

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AD was the clubs biggest Ally. Something I tried to tell people on here last year. He was adamant Melbourne needed to remain in the comp. Should Gillon Mc take the top job then the club is in a bit of strife. He believes in relocating and feels that MFC and its past holds no weight on the future. Now with the addition of Evans who is also keen on removing one club from the Melbourne marketplace , the club is in all sorts of bother.

Remember also, the 18 team TV rights agreement is only applicable till the end of this TV rights deal. Negotiations for the next deal are in preliminary stages. MFC is in the firing line and unless something remarkable happens, theres an even money chance we are witnessing the last 40 or games of the Melbourne Football Club as we know it.

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Only being able to scrape 33k members after getting Roos, PJ getting sponsors etc is [censored] poor.

Would not surprise me if the AFL were looking at a 16 team comp by merging some or at least relocating a few teams.

If it happens we can only blame our own "supporters"

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