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watch ablett get 5 free kicks this quarter now after that discussion with the umpire at quarter time

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We won a quarter. Sing hallelujah, sing it, sing hallelujah!

Gary complaining he's being blocked out of the contest.

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Jack VIney is as good as advertised when we first committed to him a couple of years ago

What a machine

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watch ablett get 5 free kicks this quarter now after that discussion with the umpire at quarter time

My thoughts exactly

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I love that Gazza is complaining. He normally ignores pretty much everything thrown at him so we're obviously doing a great job on him.

Anyone think we can keep it up? GC have 60% or so efficiency. If they start hitting targets it could get nasty.

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Tony Shaw is giving me the absolute shits..

Biased commentary all round

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Ablett having a massive whinge to the umps, they better not start paying soft frees to him

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Well if that isn't holding on the goal line, ablett better get nothing all day.

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SYlvia has highest dt points so far of any player on the field. Turnover was by Mckenzie

NO. Sylvia's kick was to a one on one, Ablett and McKenzie, I don't think Mckenzie was even looking.

If his intention was to kick it to the shorter team-mate (Trengove?) it was 10m+ too long.

If it was intended to be over the one on one it was 10m+ too short.

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So I'm almost certain Tony Shaw is having an affair with Ablett.

Either that or he has a massive man crush. Seriously, please shut up.

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FFS Terlich is not good enough defensively. No leniency for defenders who can't defend.

Might as well be another Dunn.

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FFS Terlich is not good enough defensively. No leniency for defenders who can't defend.

Might as well be another Dunn.

Would love another Dunn. Best 1-1 defender in the competition.

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Whats Shaw saying?

"That should have been a free kick to Ablett."

"Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"Now, Melbourne players are focusing too much on Ablett."

"That's unbelievable. Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"They have to start paying Ablett some free kicks."

etc etc

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Add Clisby to the list of players who can't defend.

Mackenzie's speed another thing to add to the list of things that make us a crap team.

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Would love another Dunn. Best 1-1 defender in the competition.

Say what now?!?

Jones off the ground, Melbourne has won zero clearances.

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"That should have been a free kick to Ablett."

"Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"Now, Melbourne players are focusing too much on Ablett."

"That's unbelievable. Why wasn't that a free kick for Ablett?"

"They have to start paying Ablett some free kicks."

etc etc

add to that:

"Clever holding by Bock"

Just to prove he is a [censored].

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