Post Game Humour - Venting Our Spleens With Comedy

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

When I grow up I want to be a comedian. I will stand up, wear a Melbourne jersey and people will laugh for hours.

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

What has 44 legs and can't climb a ladder?

The Melbourne Football Club.

[rumpole 522]

Cut it out. Everybody knows we're tanking.

[The HuLK 139]

What red and blue and has no heart?

Melbourne football club

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

Our game plan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjI7_BKU9s

[reynolds46 1,275]

What's the definition of a gap year?

Jesse Hogan's 2014

[Moonshadow 17,677]

A body was found floating in the Yarra today. Male, fish net stockings, long blonde wig, lip stick, mini skirt and a Melbourne jumper. Police took off the jumper immediately to save humiliating the deceased man's family.

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

Whats the difference between plastic and Melbourne top 20 draft picks?

Plastic can be recycled

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

I put money on Melbourne today.

[angrydee 842]

I put money on Melbourne today.

Now that IS living up to your name

[BAMF 4,387]

I put money on Melbourne today.

This made me laugh.

[EmineNce- 26]

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

Our game plan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjI7_BKU9s

HAHAHAHAHAHA That put a smile back on my face!

[angrydee 842]

Jamar will be ready in 3 weeks.

Wow

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

I hear Mark Neeld is open to contract talks...

[Biffen 12,947]

Those membership cards are very hard to flush.

I hope they make them bio-degradable next year.

The players should be issued a new clash strip.

I think it should be all brown to reflect their effort and the should wear it every week so they don't get confused with an AFL team.

We should change our emblem to "The Steamers".

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

I would like to hear Biffen's advice on what, logically, should be next.

[daisycutter 29,745]

my gf fell asleep on the couch watching this game. I sat there in silence contemplating what is next.

you had to contemplate? sheeesh

[Biffen 12,947]

I would like to hear Biffen's advice on what, logically, should be next.

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not.

But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly.

Naturally.

[Tony Tea 2,809]

GWS are flat track bullies.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not.

But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly.

Naturally.

Sensible and workmanlike advice Biff. Particularly like your concern for the couch.

[Biffen 12,947]

Sensible and workmanlike advice Biff. Particularly like your concern for the couch.

Glad to help.

I can provide more before I scat.

[stuie 7,374]

When does the humour start?

[Biffen 12,947]

When does the humour start?

To you,The Golden Thread Closer of Demonland, I've gotta ask , when does it ever stop?

[angrydee 842]

Glad to help.

I can provide more before I scat.

Your obsession with nether product is a worry