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Gorgoroth   12,702

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We are shite, the umpires are shite, norf are shite, this game is shite, the waaaaanker who opened the roof is shite, our skills are shite, geish is utterly shite!

Thank [censored] it's my last game for the year, I'm all out of shite

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Melbourne fans need to harden up about Etihad. It's oval shaped, has grass on it and is located in the CBD.

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If we get inside 8 goals of North today I will be amazed. We are coming off two energy sapping slow tracks in the rain of Geelong and the heat of Darwin to play probably our biggest bogey side at our

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Listen to Allister Lynch the [censored], it was a clear throw, FFS.

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On a side note, Lindsey Thomas is one of the biggest flogs going around. Can't get a kick off his own merit, so is staging at every single opportunity

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Am watsching a really good game now

Suns are pushing Carlton hard

a pleasure to watch proper football Cant watch this Melbourne mob

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Easily the worst MFC team to watch in my lifetime, I look forward to watching real AFL teams play not this imposter of a team.

I really do not know how Peter Jackson is going to convince members to renew next year. I get much more enjoyment watching VFL

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Grimes just went off his nut at watts. Screaming that's twice. Was after a missed tackle I think.

Yeah but Grimes has missed at least one I saw as well, just throwing an arm out and refusing to put his body behind it. If you want to lead, lead by example.

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This quarter, it's 14 disposals to 53. However, North's also laid more tackles, 6-4.

This is exactly what we were like under Neeld, which is greatly worrying.

Have our captains been sighted today?
Are they playing?

Trengove - 2 kicks, 5 handpasses, 3 tackles.

Grimes - 1 kick, 4 handpasses, 2 tackles.

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Blease pops up for his second touch for the game, taking 3 bounces (typical play), but Tapscott misses what he should have kicked.

Not good enough from either.

Now McDonald misses another easy shot. MFC skills = non-existent.

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Our captains. Frank Grimes & Trengove.

Says it all really.

If this was your grand plan Schwab, if todays performance of this team was the future as you saw it then you should never apply for another job inside this country.

18 shots to 5 thus far.

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C'mon guys, let's look at the positives so far today:

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Satyr is that you?

You're not that sharp today, frankie.

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