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AmericanDemon
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So, I just purchased my first ever membership. I'm pretty excited about it. Can't wait till the season starts.

AmericanDemon
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You've pushed me over the edge. Next paycheck, i'm buying a membership!

Dr. Gonzo
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+1 more member my newborn son was joined up yesterday after being born Monday morning. Also got him a Demons jumper and beanie from the Demon Shop. His mother is a Cats supporter hopefully he doesn't

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I don't know about the Gold name on the card.

I haven't been called that name, since mum called me in for dinner.

It would be great if we could have our D'landers names on it.

Can you imagine having Sloonie, Macca, Belzebub, WYL etc.. plastered over your membership

Absolutely Sheer Dead Brill...

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Just signed my 10 week old son up let the brain washing begin

Good to see, the Casey move and the current supporters getting their off spring on board, along with some succesful years is what will keep this club alive

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Mine turned up the day before Christmas. Had some extra gifts in so I was sweating a bit.

Love the new members cap.

i actually hate the new members cap! but atleast it fits a bit better than the 2011 one! (which was made for shrunken heads?!)

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I don't know about the Gold name on the card.

I haven't been called that name, since mum called me in for dinner.

It would be great if we could have our D'landers names on it.

Can you imagine having Sloonie, Macca, Belzebub, WYL etc.. plastered over your membership

Absolutely Sheer Dead Brill...

Yeah, imagine the look on the card checker's face when he sees 'Bring-Back-Powell', 'Curry & Beer', 'jumbo returns' or big_red_fire_engine ...

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Settle...

Scarlett's very easy on the eye.

Ha ! No arguments there, she's an absolute stunner - good movie that one too (that your avatar picture is from)

I've got a great print of a 'Vermeer' - you know, the one that Adolf had .

What's the membership tally, anyone ?

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Yeah, imagine the look on the card checker's face when he sees 'Bring-Back-Powell', 'Curry & Beer', 'jumbo returns' or big_red_fire_engine ...

wannabeeri

Always cracked me up!!

I have thought about putting WYL on the front of a beanie just to see how long it takes for someone to have a laugh or take a swing.

Might wait until this tanking sh!t is done.

It is going to get a little heated in here for a while i think.

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wannabeeri

Always cracked me up!!

I have thought about putting WYL on the front of a beanie just to see how long it takes for someone to have a laugh or take a swing.

Might wait until this tanking sh!t is done.

It is going to get a little heated in here for a while i think.

Wouldn't take long mate ... you'd have a whole bunch of people pointing at you saying "That's him. that's him, that's Wyl, he posts all the time on 'land, I know him" !

Not sure about anyone taking a swing at you in the MCC area - such behavior is just not tolerated ^_^

Anyway, all of a sudden, you'd have your 15 minutes of fame ! You're gonna have to do it now ...

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Wouldn't take long mate ... you'd have a whole bunch of people pointing at you saying "That's him. that's him, that's Wyl, he posts all the time on 'land, I know him" !

Not sure about anyone taking a swing at you in the MCC area - such behavior is just not tolerated ^_^

Anyway, all of a sudden, you'd have your 15 minutes of fame ! You're gonna have to do it now ...

Hahaha it would be fun. Get the train home from Richmond Station with the unwashed swill!!!

Would i make it?

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Wouldn't take long mate ... you'd have a whole bunch of people pointing at you saying "That's him. that's him, that's Wyl, he posts all the time on 'land, I know him" !

Not sure about anyone taking a swing at you in the MCC area - such behavior is just not tolerated ^_^

Anyway, all of a sudden, you'd have your 15 minutes of fame ! You're gonna have to do it now ...

I agree Ron

come on wyl QBW would be a perfect time.

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Hahaha it would be fun. Get the train home from Richmond Station with the unwashed swill!!!

Would i make it?

I don't know but there may be few here with their honour in question.

Do people still slap with gloves and demand satisfaction?

(Not me though. I'm not big on getting into it)

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in that case i hope a statue is erected somewhere near Gate 2 not far from Norm. With an iphone in hand so i can chat to you from the otherside.

Which other side ? Have you behaved yourself enough to get through the pearly gates ?

As soon as you mention to good old Saint Peter that you love Demons that will be the end of it .

Down with the rest of us I'm afraid, Wyl .

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Which other side ? Have you behaved yourself enough to get through the pearly gates ?

As soon as you mention to good old Saint Peter that you love Demons that will be the end of it .

Down with the rest of us I'm afraid, Wyl .

oh i am going downstairs Macca don't worry. I have already booked the business class seat to get there. Wine woman & song...it will Rock.

Demons live on a huge red hot screen each week.

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oh i am going downstairs Macca don't worry. I have already booked the business class seat to get there. Wine woman & song...it will Rock.

Demons live on a huge red hot screen each week.

you'll be disappointed but.......................only ch9, no abc or internet and they play the 2000 gf non-stop

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you'll be disappointed but.......................only ch9, no abc or internet and they play the 2000 gf non-stop

Rubbish in hell everything will be downloaded when i want it...Hell is where it is at..

Upstairs is all regimented and dull, Ned Flanders is up there....nuff said!!

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Rubbish in hell everything will be downloaded when i want it...Hell is where it is at..

Upstairs is all regimented and dull, Ned Flanders is up there....nuff said!!

you don't have to go to either..............AthiestLand is neat and much more like DemonLand

Hell is much more a place for rock spiders and the Jimmy Savilles

And P.S. they have full replays of all 13 winning grand Finals

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you don't have to go to either..............AthiestLand is neat and much more like DemonLand

Hell is much more a place for rock spiders and the Jimmy Savilles

And P.S. they have full replays of all 13 winning grand Finals

Hahaha Jimmy Saville...AAARRGH that cigar and smile

Revolting.. :)

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