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You've seen the expendables... What people know is Viney had his jaw broken. What people don't know is Wojcinski has retired because his body can no longer take the pain after the collision with Jack

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Jack Viney CAN knock a guy into next week! Jack Viney went to Dave Misson and said my pre game snack will be a grilled cheese sandwich...Misson complied. Jack Viney has already been announced the 20

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Due to a shipping error Jack Viney is currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men and he's passing the savings on to you.

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Jack Viney CAN have his cake and eat it too

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Due to a shipping error Jack Viney is currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men and he's passing the savings on to you.

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Jack Viney counted to infinity, twice.

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Some people need to lighten up.

It was rumoured Jack Viney told Tom $cully that "I'll be here in 2 years and I'm taking your spot, so you better FARK OFF now and grab the cash before I come down there and systematically dismantle you".

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Viney invented water

Viney doesnt believe in Germany

If you want a list of Viney's enemies - just check the extinct species list

Viney doesnt worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time - the sum rises and sets when Viney tells it to

Knock knock. Viney

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I never thought a thread like this could get derailed...yet here we are.

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Jack Viney, Nathan Jones & Ollie Wines will be the 'Expendables'!

More like Cook and Gysberts

Trolololol

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Jack Viney will rip off your head and shove it up your arse!

Jack Vineys opposition wear nappies during a game too avoid embarrassment!

Jack Viney tackles concrete trucks!

Jack Viney is a real super hero! Batman, Superman, Captain America etc are just comics!

Jack Viney makes the competition look like marshmallows!

Jack Viney, Nathan Jones & Ollie Wines will be the 'Expendables'!

One Jack Viney beats a 'Royal Flush'!

Jack Viney would decapitate a Kings Army!

Jack Viney sinks Battleships!

Mate please please stop

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Jack Viney came to the club to meet the boys and win a brownlow, and he's now he's met all the boys...

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I can't! Jack Viney said so!

I'm sorry PJ but I'm hooked.

Mate please please stop

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