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What Happens if Gold Coast beats us?

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What happens if we lose?

Half of D'Land gets what they want - an opportunity to kick the [censored] out of the coach, the players, the administration and anyone else that might be in the vicinity.

If we win?

They just wait a week for another opportunity to kick us.

It's amazing how five agenda-driven posters can fluff themselves up to appear as "Half of D'Land".

The 175 - 5 poll in Neeld's favour proves overwhelmingly that this isn't the case.

Win, lose or draw for the rest of the season, there is no pressure on Mark Neeld.

Hopefully the mods won't tolerate much more of this ridiculous bashing of our senior coach, which is ruining the enjoyment of the site for many.

Edited by Range Rover

 

Perhaps we should bring Mitch, Jurrah, Davey etc back into the team complete with crutches ....

that way we can't be accused of tanking.... or can we?? :lol:

Hopefully the mods won't tolerate much more of this ridiculous bashing of our senior coach, which is ruining the enjoyment of the site for many.

You are a fool.

 

We'd get lots of publicity. Isn't any publicity good publicity?

We ask the ALF for a priority pick?

:wacko:


we win by 56 points

If we lose we dont get the 4 pts. or has that also been adjusted during the week, with another AFL knee jerk change to the rules. A draw would be an interesting result.

The coach will say something like; "Not making any excuses and GCS played well but the distractions of the past week have not been welcome". Distractions every other week are all too common for us these days.

 

The coach will say something like; "Not making any excuses and GCS played well but the distractions of the past week have not been welcome". Distractions every other week are all too common for us these days.

So true...the MFC love excuses.

We ask the ALF for a priority pick?

:wacko:

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It's amazing how five agenda-driven posters can fluff themselves up to appear as "Half of D'Land".

The 175 - 5 poll in Neeld's favour proves overwhelmingly that this isn't the case.

Win, lose or draw for the rest of the season, there is no pressure on Mark Neeld.

Hopefully the mods won't tolerate much more of this ridiculous bashing of our senior coach, which is ruining the enjoyment of the site for many.

The five 'agenda driven' posters will have a field day.

You are a fool.

You have made Demonland incredibly difficult to read.

Nothing will happen as nothing will have changed.

As always one loss or one win in isolation mean nothing at all.

I don't think you really believe that Nasher :unsure:

Nothing will happen as nothing will have changed.

As always one loss or one win in isolation mean nothing at all.

When you're [censored] and the season is over, yes.


One thing Neeldy won't be able to blame this time is the opposition's "slick ball movement".

Hey I've just realized what happens if Gold Coast win. It's been wracking my brain all day but I finally got it.

They get four premiership points and we don't.

There ... riddle solved!

Gold Coast aren't that bad, nothing happens.

Ablett Jr gives any side a chance to win, the kid is that good.

On form, we probably wont win.

I posted this the other day, I have since changed my stance.

Internally within our club - nothing happens.

Externally within the league - the smear campaign on our club will get stronger,

calls of tanking in 2012 will gather momentum and from there on out, we will be kicked into the teeth up until 2013.

I normally hate this kind of theory, but i'm tired, so....

The Suns beat Richmond a few weeks ago and Richmond beat us by an average of 41 the season... So by my calculation it shouldn't be such a big deal if we lose on the weekend (the way we're going).


We Win = Scarf flaps outside car window down the Tulla on the way home, i log into Demonland, read the reviews and the forums, watch post match interviews and press on DeeTV, watch the replay during the week, read Superfooty and Realfooty then keep logging into Demonland throughout the week.

We Lose = All of the above except the scarf.

I normally hate this kind of theory, but i'm tired, so....

The Suns beat Richmond a few weeks ago and Richmond beat us by an average of 41 the season... So by my calculation it shouldn't be such a big deal if we lose on the weekend (the way we're going).

It will not be a surprise AD but it sure will be a giant kick in the Guts.

In 2012 after five years of a rebuild and numerous high draft picks we should be beating the GCS by 10 goals

 

We win = 4 points and several players who will not be at the club next year.

We lose= 0 points and several players who will not be at the club next year.


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