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With all this talk about Jack, does anyone know much about his injury? Sounds quite bad and that it may cause issues long term.

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Is this the Mark Stevens thread?

Good idea. Don't forget to include the drinking problem and school excursion sex scandals

Jack's draft position should head south.......nobody will touch him

carry on.......................

Posted

With all this talk about Jack, does anyone know much about his injury? Sounds quite bad and that it may cause issues long term.

What injury is this exactly?

The only thing I'd heard of was the niggling OP around the new year.

Posted

Is this the Mark Stevens thread?

Good idea. Don't forget to include the drinking problem and school excursion sex scandals

Jack's draft position should head south.......nobody will touch him

carry on.......................

A more likely outcome is that it'll send a handful of Demonland members in to an absolute fit and they'll use it as a reason to pot the club, complain about us not doing our homework, tell us all about what's gone wrong for the last 40-whatever years, then start abusing other members of the forum when they are made to look stupid.

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I hear its serious. So serious it should mean the club will only have to sacrifice 4th pick in the Rookie draft to pick him up

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With all this talk about Jack, does anyone know much about his injury? Sounds quite bad and that it may cause issues long term.

OP was it? I heard it can go down, & down, & down, to the knee. And become a Dicky Knee!!! Boom' Boom' tish...

... a bit like the skunks...

Niggling does mean long term dosnt it?

Hmmn, 4, 2, 6...

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OP was it? I heard it can go down, & down, & down, to the knee. And become a Dicky Knee!!! Boom' Boom' tish...

... a bit like the skunks...

Hmmn, 4, 2, 6...

Actually it is his groin, really got issues, it's called manhood.

Posted

Bugger! What a shame, there goes our FS up in smoke

Nobody'll take him now

Suppose we'll just have to settle for a 6th round sentimental pick then to do the right thing by Toddy

Posted

What injury is this exactly?

The only thing I'd heard of was the niggling OP around the new year.

Oh, great news..

"Only" the OP that stuffed Col Sylvia's formative years then! Really good news......NOT!

Posted

Is this serious? I can't believe we have committed to a teenager two years before draft day who has chronic OP issues and may never even play a game! This club is a joke, no wonder we are rubbish and havne't won anything for 40+ years!!! We might as well close up shop and relocate to New Zealand to put us all out of our misery.

NB. This is a tongue in cheek post in complete bad taste. Please take a moment to breathe in deeply before the bile starts to rise and you unleash your fury on the interwebs.

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The only thing I'd heard of was the niggling OP around the new year.

Oh, great news..

"Only" the OP that stuffed Col Sylvia's formative years then! Really good news......NOT!

Oh for crying out loud, don't willfully misinterpret me for dramatic purposes.....

The only injury I had heard of was the OP pre-Christmas, not that OP was only a small injury. Massive difference.

And one that was pretty clear, besides we have no knowledge of what the injury is & if there is anything to it at all

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I blame Jack Watts.........

Oops sorry wrong thread! ;)

pretty sure we all know it was cale morton's fault

Posted (edited)

I thought "niggling OP" was a reference to olisik, the Original Poster on this thread.

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I thought "niggling OP" was a reference to olisik, the Original Poster on this thread.

Very cute, especially for 2.30am :) !!!

Posted

I hope there's a clause in the contract that allows us to terminate it before drafting him. He looks like a spud.

Sarcasm, yes?

Posted

You can be the judge of that :)

I hope it to be sarcasm, but I can't judge at all well, especially not at this time of night B) !!!

Posted

Hope this contract is a gentlemens agreement we have. Id hate more of my membership fees to be going towards another injured kid.

Thgh i think the dees will be on the ball this time around and not waste good picks on injured kids. Maybe 3rd round.

Posted

Bugger! What a shame, there goes our FS up in smoke

Nobody'll take him now

Suppose we'll just have to settle for a 6th round sentimental pick then to do the right thing by Toddy

You are pushing his wheelbarrow to far-.a rookie pick at best.

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