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The No T$ No B$ Thread


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There is a video on the Age website about a married couple in their 60's who have run a marathon every day in 2013 while eating up to 30 bananas a day.

That proves they are the world's super food and we have been spot on on this thread.

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There is a video on the Age website about a married couple in their 60's who have run a marathon every day in 2013 while eating up to 30 bananas a day.

That proves they are the world's super food and we have been spot on on this thread.

Another year starts Redleg and the only thing I am confident about on Day one is that bananas are the wonder fruit and the source of life itself.

Could you have a better recommendation than the couple above?

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Just sitting in a luxury resort in Madagascar. Thinking of what to eat for lunch!

Maybe a banana or two.

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Just sitting in a luxury resort in Madagascar. Thinking of what to eat for lunch!

Maybe a banana or two.

You win. I'm stuck in Tokyo station waiting for bullet train to Hiroshima that has been cancelled because of a fire at a pachinko (pokies) parlour further up the track. Lots and lots of people here, no bananas

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You win. I'm stuck in Tokyo station waiting for bullet train to Hiroshima that has been cancelled because of a fire at a pachinko (pokies) parlour further up the track. Lots and lots of people here, no bananas

Good Luck with that one

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I had to double take the other day when I saw a few of our new recruits partying it up at Falls Festival in Lorne.

Happy to report they looked pretty well behaved, drinking water right before midnight NYE. Was going to ask for a photo but didn't want to be that guy.

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my nephews should be in Japan now on their holiday, provided one has recovered enough from the motor vehicle accident before Xmas.

well its time for another fruit drink. I think Banana with pineapple this time.

maybe some Zebu for lunch as well.

off to see more Lemurs tomorrow. Found one species of Lemur that must surely be a true Demon Supporter.

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my nephews should be in Japan now on their holiday, provided one has recovered enough from the motor vehicle accident before Xmas.

well its time for another fruit drink. I think Banana with pineapple this time.

maybe some Zebu for lunch as well.

off to see more Lemurs tomorrow. Found one species of Lemur that must surely be a true Demon Supporter.

Is that lemur or lemming?

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On the GC for a couple,of weeks as is Andy who is Demonland.

Ran into former Demon Cameron Hunter who is up here with his family.

Naturally I will be attending the MM sales and might pick up some news on Vlahos.

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Is that lemur or lemming?

The Aye Aye must be the strangest think I have seen. It a perfect Demon Supporter.

Internet is too slow to show you a picture, so i will leave it up to you to google it.

Oh as far as I know its a lemur or so the locals keep calling them LOL

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On the GC for a couple,of weeks as is Andy who is Demonland.

Ran into former Demon Cameron Hunter who is up here with his family.

Naturally I will be attending the MM sales and might pick up some news on Vlahos.

Mick Malthouse is having a sale?

Keep away from his yearlings.

And don't trust Greeks hiding in horses either, as you would know.

As for the GC , wear condoms and enjoy yourself.

Gay Clubs are not all show tunes and Drag Queens you know.

Be safe.

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