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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Of course some of these Duds suddenly become superstars against us

Any chance Turner Lever or T Mac could take a mark down back?!?

 
1 minute ago, DubDee said:

relax guys

we don’t got this

This don’t make me want to relax 😜

Edited by Unqualified opinion


our handballing has to be under 50% which is pathetic

10 minutes ago, P-man said:

I’m gonna throw up watching Brad Scott find a way to be smug after his side has been garbage for as long as anyone can remember.

Agreed although he has completely outcoached King today.

Reality check where on par with about 10 teams. There will be ups and downs it happen with young sides. Playing away from MCG was always problematic.

 

our i50 delivery has gone back to the bad old days of bombing and hacking

Langford Hollywood handball [censored]


We will find out about our fitness and more so about our pride, heart and will to win in the next 15 minutes

And of course the AFL will gift EssUndone this game next gather round

Can Gary Lyon shut the [censored] up about Essendon. He has barracked from the first siren and it’s annoying

We have pretty much looked like how Gold Coast did last week. Fumbly, slow, just lacking any real forward coherence and smashed in the middle. Our defense has been shocking.

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Beat the top team, lose to the bottom team... That'd sumn us up

Unless something miraculous happens we have shot ourselves in the foot yet again. We can't be trusted. You'd think we would attack the game like last week, but no we torture our fans and prove that we can't handle the pressure of expectation. I really hope some players get dropped after this. I'd rather play guys who give their all than players who pick and choose when to come out to play.

2 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Reality check where on par with about 10 teams. There will be ups and downs it happen with young sides. Playing away from MCG was always problematic.

We are a better side than Essendon, we lost this above the shoulders today.


Reality check

Still bottom 4 side.

This is disgrace

Undoes anything that we've done in 1stv4 weeks

Of course.

Not our day, friends.

Unless we burst through now (and I can't see it, we've just been so poor all day other than 5 minutes in q2), it's done.

The history of our club being associated with breaking records for other teams is so unbelievable

Hahahahahahahaha get real


1 minute ago, deegirl said:

Can Gary Lyon shut the [censored] up about Essendon. He has barracked from the first siren and it’s annoying

Why he’s a commentator that’s his job, the truth may hurt but they have run harder then us and been far above us all day

 
3 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Agreed although he has completely outcoached King today.

Brad Scott completely owns us.

Something like a 14 - 2 record over us or thereabouts.


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