6 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

The May, Oliver and Brayshaw contracts coming back to haunt us already.

I think my humour was lost on some, only last night a thread was started about the state of our salary cap. Some posters are worried we’ve mishandled some players contracts which could affect us moving fwd. Less than 24 hours later we announced we’ve extended the contract of our next future star. We need to remember we need to pay a certain amount of the cap every year. May will be off the books come the end of the season. Does anyone actually know how we’ve structured Brayshaw’s money? The Saints are paying part of Steele’s salary. Collingwood won the flag in 2023 whilst paying for Grundy and Treloar to play at other clubs. We need to relax, we’re in good hands. Everything will work itself out.

Great news!

Very good for the Dees to get Harvey Langford to extend for an additional 2 years. He will be an elite footballer.

Interesting character to watch when stoppages occur.

He is in there picking a player up, hand pat, on the go all the time watchful but alert, checks his path.

Good to get him locked with Tassie on the horizon.

Great news. Tim Lamb doing what Tim Lamb does.

Now for Lindsay

I'm going to write a book of standard lines to post when a key player signs a long term deal. All your favourites such as:

"Fantastic news. Well done lad!"

" Important to lock down this key piece for the future. This has made my day!"

" Wow!"

"Yessssss"

And many more..

13 minutes ago, layzie said:

I'm going to write a book of standard lines to post when a key player signs a long term deal. All your favourites such as:

"Fantastic news. Well done lad!"

" Important to lock down this key piece for the future. This has made my day!"

" Wow!"

"Yessssss"

And many more..

Can I use these?

Great news on the eve of the season. Happy to have him locked in and out of the reach of Tassie's concessions, let the other clubs worry about that.

Only one season under his belt but plays with a cool demeanour beyond his years, tough, rugged, skillful and knows where the big sticks are.

Fantastic news. Well done lad!

How much per year do we reckon? Could be a great bargain if its around the 500-700k mark

6 hours ago, layzie said:

I'm going to write a book of standard lines to post when a key player signs a long term deal. All your favourites such as:

"Fantastic news. Well done lad!"

" Important to lock down this key piece for the future. This has made my day!"

" Wow!"

"Yessssss"

And many more..

lSLM

(layzie's Small Language Model)

17 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

I think my humour was lost on some, only last night a thread was started about the state of our salary cap. Some posters are worried we’ve mishandled some players contracts which could affect us moving fwd. Less than 24 hours later we announced we’ve extended the contract of our next future star. We need to remember we need to pay a certain amount of the cap every year. May will be off the books come the end of the season. Does anyone actually know how we’ve structured Brayshaw’s money? The Saints are paying part of Steele’s salary. Collingwood won the flag in 2023 whilst paying for Grundy and Treloar to play at other clubs. We need to relax, we’re in good hands. Everything will work itself out.

Demonland not a great place for sarcasm, I am a culprit of not reading your post for what it was 😅

On 03/03/2026 at 13:47, Dannyz said:

To my knowledge, Harvey re-signing was not announced or speculated by any media before the club announcement.

Guerra said he'd put a stop to leaks and on the evidence so far, it's going well.

Tell that to Bailey Fritsch’s hand.

Also I’m very surprised that there isn’t much of a response from Demonland as a whole here.

Generational player and no one overly stoked he signed on again. Shame.

I think he will probably win a brownlow one day. Next Bontempelli.

20 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Also I’m very surprised that there isn’t much of a response from Demonland as a whole here.

Generational player and no one overly stoked he signed on again. Shame.

I think he will probably win a brownlow one day. Next Bontempelli.

Yeah, feels very under the radar, especially given the Tassie issue

Stoked

Future captain

Great news. Tassie can f^%k off!!

Harvey4Langford ❤️💙is the future for the red and the blue

11 hours ago, layzie said:

I'm going to write a book of standard lines to post when a key player signs a long term deal. All your favourites such as:

"Fantastic news. Well done lad!"

" Important to lock down this key piece for the future. This has made my day!"

" Wow!"

"Yessssss"

And many more..

"He signed the roof off"

"Contracting the house down"

One which always applies for young players;

"He could be anything in a few years!"

Like, by 2029 Langford could be a barstool, a giant octopus monster, or a new stand at the 'G.